A cute story sent to me via email
Judas Asparagus
If you need a laugh today, then this should do it!
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.
I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching???
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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave [...]
Sometime later this year, we Taxpayers may again receive an Economic
Stimulus Payment. The Obama Administration is very excited about this
new program. Let me try to explain to you how it works using a simple
Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. [...]
An oldie but goodie
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He is required by his religion to commit suicide if he does. [...]
ITALIAN Women are TOUGH!
An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies
of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite ravioli
wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Gripping the railing with both hands, [...]
The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all > these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she > decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off [...]
Could we really be seeing the downfall of the myth of Manbearpig??? Will people finally see that the “Sky is falling” chicken little’s that say we are doomed are making this crap up???
The deeper you look into this story, the more sickening it gets. So-called scientists overlooking [...]
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and the classic one
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Another early Fun Friday post. I just could not pass this one up until tomorrow.
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A little early Fun Friday post for you all
Just change the word Witch and replace it with Pelosi
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This is what it was all about:
Last night, during my weekly visits, I was greeted by SGM S, our latest laptop recipient, with a quick little dance. I think he even clicked his heels! He is so terribly happy to have received a laptop and is really [...]
Most people either love Palin or hate her. And the MSM is no different than the rest of the country, and you can tell that most of them hate Palin. But when you are reporting on her, you should leave those biases behind and write down the [...]
The totals are in for the final tally in the Project Valour-IT campaign.
Total brought in for all teams, including donations not designated to any team: $113,124.90
By team -
Air Force: $15,662.17
Army: $32,758.80
Marines: $43,060.89
Navy: $19,108.04
General donations: $2,535.0
Thanks to all that gave and made [...]
OK tell me what is wrong with this picture.
2 Different stories and 2 different takes on the subject by the same reporters.
AP Poll: Gov’t health plan divides public
WASHINGTON — Tell Americans that letting the government sell insurance in competition with private industry would be cheaper for [...]
This is the true story of a Garage Owner in New Mexico
He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools, etc. So he came up with this idea. He put the word out that he had a New Mexican Lion that [...]
What is better than bacon???? A bacon mug with melted cheese in it. MMMMMMMMMMM
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Hypno Prairie Dog
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