Next, Daniel Kurtzman:
"In" [...]
Next, Daniel Kurtzman:
"In" [...]
"It's been reported that outspoken anti-immigration anchor Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN. Yeah. True story, yeah. He'll be replaced by a guy named Juan, who will do the same job for $5 an hour." -Conan O'Brien
"CBS News is reporting that President Obama has decided to send 40,000 more" [...]
Going Muslim vs. Going Postal. What about Going Medieval and Going Menopausal?
Not a joke: 'Islam not responsible' for Fort Hood massacre: US imam
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THESE GUYS LIKE THEIR PUDDING…
Okay, joke. Four militants with AK-47’s go into a cave in Kashmir….And one militant starts to mix up a package of Lemon My*T*Fine pudding for the four of them…
A bear comes into the cave. It’s, like, his den…so he gets really pissed off [...]
Hey Scott Brown, Jack E. Robinson, and Democrats vying for the open senate seat here is your chance to make a goofy ad that we'll all chuckle about. This material is perfect to use as a corny joke in a debate.
Congressman Mike Capuano votes to support' [...]
"President Obama said that his economic plan has saved or created one million new jobs. Well, one million and two if you count the new jobs he's created for governors of Virginia and New Jersey." -Jay Leno
"One year ago today, ladies and gentlemen, Barack Obama was elected president" [...]
This “On the Right” sidebar piece from the American Digest asks,
Guess Who
The Russians think he’s a Putz.
The French think he’s rude. The Germans want him to stop spending. The Indians want him to mix his nose out of their environmental business. The North Koreans think he’s a joke. The [...]
As a native New Yorker living in the Boston area, I’ll admit to having a complicated relationship with the Yankees. Not as complicated as the relationship between A-Rod, his wife and Madonna, but still …
See? Even I can’t resist the easy A-Rod joke, even [...]
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) - The mystery surrounding the Northwest Airlines flight that strayed 150 miles from its intended destination was resolved today as Northwest reported that the two pilots for the flight were never in the cockpit to begin with.
"We found them safe at" [...]
