Hill's Country

• GOING

  
  
  PRIVATE
  
  
  
  
  
  The time has arrived, my lovely online family.
  
  This blog is going private, beginning next week.
  
  There are several reasons for this decision, the most pressing of which is [...]
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  Posted: October 19, 2009, 6:30am EDT
  

• LIGHT

  
  
  POSTING
  
  
  
  
  
  The Nurse and I have tons of work/play/fun time scheduled for the next few days while he's on vacation from work.
  
  As such, posting will be sporadic, at best.
  
  [...]
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 7:18am EDT
  

• BRAGGING

  
  
  RIGHTS
  
  
  click to *cough* enlarge
  
  
   
  
  So I was bored and
  
  clicked on Perez Hilton's place.
  
  Uh huh, I did.
  
  Jaw fell to the floor with [...]
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 12:21am EDT
  

• FOR YOUR

  
  
  LISTENING HORROR PLEASURE.....
  
  
  
  
  © 2009 HillCountryGal
  
  
  
  OK, this [...]
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  Posted: October 11, 2009, 8:48am EDT
  

• YO, IDIOTS,

  
  
  CONGRESS HERE...
  
  
  "We were going to write you about giving ourselves a raise and cutting our workweek to 2-1/2 days per week, but you don't care enough TO FUCKING FIRE US, so, once again, we'll let this" [...]
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  Posted: October 09, 2009, 12:05am EDT
  

• CRACKIN' NUTS

  
  
  ...OR HOW TO MAKE A COOL $25,000
  
  
  
  
  
  So here's the deal.
  
  "California-based Paramount Farms, the largest grower and processor of pistachios in the world, is spending $15 million on a'" [...]
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  Posted: October 07, 2009, 12:05am EDT
  

• HOW ABOUT A CUP OF

  
  
  FUCK ME RUNNING TO START THE DAY
  
  
  
  h/t to JOBSANGER
  
  And then *ahem* for a delicious scoop of dessert,
  
  
  h/t to ALPHAVILLE
  
  Maybe Jeebus [...]
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  Posted: October 06, 2009, 12:05am EDT
  

• THE

  
  ROSE
  
  
  Yesterday, while marveling at the beauty of the Four O' Clocks
  
  
  
  that have bloomed back to life to thank the rain gods, I noticed something that astonished me.
  
  Long ago, I' [...]
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  Posted: October 05, 2009, 12:35am EDT
  

• FRIED NUTS

  
  
  GUEST POST BY RICK RYAN
  
  
  
  
  
  In the early nineties, if a decent person wanted to shoot someone with no justification, their options were limited—a BB gun might put out an eye--but only [...]
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  Posted: October 02, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• TWEETY

  
  
  IS WONDERING WHETHER THESE 2 IDIOTS
  
  
  
  
   
  
  are the new faces of the 'pukes.
  
  Silly me.
  
  I'm pretty sure this
  
  
  
  [...]
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  Posted: September 30, 2009, 12:03am EDT
  

• WHY, YES,

  
  
  OUR CHILDREN IS LEARNING
  
  
  
  
  That ole devil.
  
  Home-schooled little fucker, huh?
  
  Dubya.The.Vile.Prick must be so drunk and coked outta his mind  proud...
  
  
  
  © 2009 HillCountryGal [...]
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  Posted: September 28, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• THE YARD GNOME

  
  
  NEIGHBOR
  
  
  
  
  Moi is so grateful I live out in the country. Best part, aside from the sheer beauty of the view?
  
  No pisshead neighbors.
  
  Let me tell you about this one [...]
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  Posted: September 24, 2009, 12:47am EDT
  

• REMEMBERING

  
  
  PETE
  
  
  
  
  
  When I was young, long, long ago, on a sultry Texas evening, Pete cooked dinner for me.
  
  After the dishes were washed, he took out his guitar and amidst the [...]
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  Posted: September 23, 2009, 11:24pm EDT
  

• THE TRUTH

  
  
  SHALL SET YOU FREE
  
  
  
  
  
  h/t to the wonderful Texas blog jobsanger
  
  
  
  © 2009 HillCountryGal
  
  
  [...]
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  Posted: September 22, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• THINGS TO BE

  
  
  THANKFUL FOR
  
  
  Ah, yes, those things...
  
  Be thankful you're not this bitch
  
  
  
  or
  
  this bitch
  
  
  
  or
  
  this bitch
  [...]
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  Posted: September 21, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• DO ME A FAVOR,

  
  
  WILL YA?
  
  
  I'm gonna be out of commission for a few days, so there's something I want you fine peeps to do.
  
  
  That's right.
  
  TALK TO EACH OTHER.
  
  We're family here, [...]
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  Posted: September 15, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• GOODBYE,

  
  
  NORMA RAE
  
  "Crystal Lee Sutton, the Burlington resident and former textile mill worker who tirelessly campaigned for workers’ rights and inspired an Oscar-winning film, died Friday.Formerly known as Crystal Lee Jordan, Sutton died at the Hospice [...]
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  Posted: September 14, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• THE WIND

  
  
  IS A'BLOWING....
  
  So this dude in Austria was fined £45 for
  
  
  while he was being questioned by police officers.
  
  "Police in Graz said the laughter of passers-by humiliated them, giving them grounds [...]
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  Posted: September 11, 2009, 12:32am EDT
  

• A SHORT STORY

  
  
  THE DATE FROM HELL
  
  
  So this
  
   
  and 2 friends from
  
  
  allegedly decided to commit a
  
  
  at the home of
  
  [...]
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  Posted: September 10, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• THE STORY OF THE

  
  
  REAL "DEATH PANELS"
  
  
  You've all heard about the bug.fuck.crazy winger/repuke/insurance ringers that disrupt the Town Hall meetings about health care with screams about "socialized medicine death panels." Ditto with the asshat bloggers and so-called "news [...]
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  Posted: September 08, 2009, 11:39pm EDT
  

• DEDICATED TO THE

  
  
  MEN AND WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY
  
  
  
  Labor is the burden of our being,
  A weight that weds us firmly to the earth,
  Blessed servitude that serves a common meaning
  On which each may erect [...]
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  Posted: September 07, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING

  
  
  HUSBAND
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Today, The Nurse turns 53.
  
  
  This poem, written by an unknown author, summarizes who he is.
  
  
  
  
  THE MEASURE OF A MAN
  
  "Not - [...]
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  Posted: September 03, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• I WAS WRONG

  
  
  THE VAGINA REALLY CAN BE A
  
  
  
  
  Why, yes, the
  
  
  are having YET ANOTHER BABY.
  
  Grab your barf bag and watch them talk about it in [...]
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  Posted: September 02, 2009, 12:20am EDT
  

• DATE FROM

  
  
  HELL
  
  
  The world is full of con men and losers and this one has to rank among the top 10.
  
  Now, who among us hasn't had a horrid dating experience or even a [...]
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  Posted: September 01, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• THE STORY

  
  
  OF DEADLEG
  
  
  Some of you who have been with me since I started blogging already know this story, but some of you don't, so I'm going to tell you how our place became known as [...]
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  Posted: August 31, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• THE UNEXPECTED GIFT

  
  
  TODAY
  
  
        Photos of my new smile courtesy of The Beautiful Elena
  Sometimes, we are given what can only be described as gifts from the gods or Karma, and they leave us in [...]
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  Posted: August 27, 2009, 2:29pm EDT
  

• AGAINST ALL ODDS

  
  
  beauty to remind us that today IS a good day
  
  In this terrible drought and record-breaking heat, the wisteria I planted this year in memory of my daughter has not only survived, but is thriving.
  
  [...]
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  Posted: August 26, 2009, 4:30am EDT
  

• FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS

  
  
  THE RAPTURE IS ALMOST HERE
  
  Something amazing is happening.
  
  More and more advertisers are kicking dickhead here
  
  
  to the curb, baby!
  Get this.
  
  Even
  
  
  has [...]
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  Posted: August 24, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• YET ANOTHER

  
  
  WTF MOMENT...
  
  
   
  Some years ago, I was at the mall just minding my own business when I overhead one of the most WTF conversations I've ever heard.
  
  Now mind you, I WAS NOT [...]
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  Posted: August 21, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• JUST KILL ME

  
  
  
  IF, well, read the post...
  
  
   So Monday, The Nurse and I were sitting in the oral surgeon's office for my follow-up visit.  We had gotten there about 20 minutes early and The Nurse looked [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• TITS AND ASSES FOR HEALTHCARE

  
  
  ...and Mondays sucks
  
  
  
  
  
  
  So we all KNOW the Public Option on Health Care is a no-go.
  
  Doesn't matter how much you want to pretend it MIGHT [...]
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  Posted: August 17, 2009, 1:05am EDT
  

• MY GENUINE

  
  
  Kenyan Birth Certificate
  
  
  *click to enlarge*
  
  And now you, too, can get your very own "GENUINE KENYAN BIRTH CERTFICATE" by clicking HERE.
  
  We are Kenyans!
  
  
  [...]
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  Posted: August 12, 2009, 1:45am EDT
  

• Update on...

  Hill's Beautiful Smile
  
  
  She's doing great and recovering as I type this.
  
  Looking forward to seeing that beautiful smile and having her back chatting with us as soon as she feels up to it!
  
  
  
  [...]
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  Posted: August 10, 2009, 1:47pm EDT