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[...]Last Thursday night, I was having dinner with Dave (who blogs here on occasion). We were discussing one of my least favorite topics—the economy. During our conversation, I predicted that net jobs would go positive in February by the BLS analysis. Essentially, I am predicting that this graph

Spencer: Wow, do the CDA police need an attitude ajustment or what! My sister in law slid her car off the road, and the officer in charge was beyond a jerk. The only damage to the car was a dent in the door where it had bumped a post. [...]

Arpie: Count me as one that is still excited about our pres and the job he is doing. I am impressed by the way he takes on challenges head-on. An example is his speech in Norway talking about war while receiving the Peace Prize. Another example is inviting [...]
Obama takes GOP to task over hypocrisy on jobs and deficit (via DailyKos).
Headzup: Bill-O and Gibson talk swiftboating:
Political Tiger:
people. Beck compares Tiger to OJ Young Turks: Glenn Beck compares Tiger to OJ. Headzup: Black culture expert, Rush Limbaugh, on how Tiger Wood is hurting blackJon [...]

"Vinny’s Deli is now open for business!" reports St. Vincent's de Paul exec Jeff Conroy in a news release. "What is a large factor of getting out of homelessness? Getting a job. It builds confidence and self-esteem. A new program at St Vincent de Paul North Idaho that is employing the" [...]
Only in America:
RALLY AND PROTEST AGAINST THE BOOB JOB AND BOTOX TAX IN CENTER OF BROADWAY THIS SUNDAY
Dozens of angry protesters will hold a rally with Park Avenuue Cosmetic Surgeon on Sunday December 13, 2009 in Times Square against the US Congress' proposed tax on cosmetic surgery. The almost 5%' [...]

First, it’s not a legitimate means of assessment because the Broncos can’t do anything about it. They’re in the conference they’re in, and have to play those opponents. Assessing the Broncos by looking at the other teams is a bit like judging my job performance, or setting my [...]
President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize: And says: “We will not eradicate violent conflict in our lifetimes."
Going up: The U.S. debt ceiling, by $1,800,000,000,000.
Also going up: New jobless claims, with 474,000 filed last week.
One child: That's all, for everyone on earth, says Canada's national newspaper.
American" [...]
A McDonald's restaurant in Tampa is in trouble for discriminating against a transgendered teenager who applied for a job:
Bellamy is a male who has been living as a female for about the past six years. She said she completed a job application online, then was called to the store [...]
Obama's new Gallup Poll job approval number is 47%. Last month it was 53%. Regular Ticket readers will recall how in this space in late November we pointed out that Obama's closely watched job approval slide was coinciding with Palin's little-noticed rise in favorability. And it appeared they might [...]