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• Gaddafi Urges The Tall & Leggy To Convert To Islam

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  Number of comments: 3
  Over time, I’ve learned not to be surprised by the antics of one Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, who is a topic of obsession for the gay boyfriend. Quite simply, nothing is beyond reproach for...
  
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 9:58pm EST
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• Top 50 Albums Of The Decade: Doherty Scoops 3

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  Hey, rock stars do laundry too… occasionally. Those of you who don’t follow the Brit rock scene would never know it, but Pete Doherty really does lead a (more or less) critically...
  
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 9:50am EST
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• Tasty Waves and a Get The Hell Outta Here Bud

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  Carrie Prejean: NSFW sex tape stills of ex-Ms Cali. (Yeeeah!) Kate Hudson’s nympho ass = too big for her britches. (CS) Brad Pitt would rather have family time than $5 mill. (CB) Claire...
  
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 12:51am EST
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• The Divine Gwyneth Reinvents A Thanksgiving Staple

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  Admittedly, I’ve been subscribing to Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP newsletter because Thursday mornings are so notoriously difficult that I could use the guaranteed laughter. This week, Goopy...
  
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 3:19pm EST
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• Tom & Katie’s Publicist-Directed Reaffirmation Of Their Staged Love

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  It looks like someone has become a fan of preemptive damage control. Apparently, Tom Cruise was concerned that people would get the wrong impression when he and wifebot Katie Holmes spent their third...
  
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 2:27pm EST
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• Tasty Waves and a The Horror, The Horror Bud

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  Bar Refaeli shows off that perfect ass in lingerie. (HT) Johnny Depp: Sexiest Man Alive? Judges = stoned. (CS) Gerard Butler stinks but can still get in my pants for spoofing the MJ baby-balcony...
  
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 10:05am EST
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• The Clear & Convincing Case Against A “Friends” Reunion

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  This image pretty much says it all, don’t you think? Source (thanx to Jenna)
  
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 11:43am EST
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• This Isn’t Necessarily Helping

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  Ever since Zac Efron fulfilled his obligatory High School Musical tenure, the bloke has been keen to change the public’s perception of himself as a song-and-dance man, which must have been part...
  
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 11:04am EST
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• Tasty Waves and a Suck It, Edward Cullen Bud

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  Salma Hayek: How low high will that leg go? (UMC) Pete Burns: Cosmetic surgery isn’t always pretty. (CS) La Lohan throws another tantrum & actually loses a potential job over it. Finally....
  
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 12:56am EST
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• She’s Clearly Worth Her Salt

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  Click to see the full poster. The teaser poster has been revealed for the Phillip Noyce-directed Salt, which releases in July 2010 and stars Angelina Jolie. Thanks to JoBlo.com, who not only got an...
  
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 11:54am EST
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• Kristen Stewart Does The RPattz Hairdo

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  At last evening’s Los Angeles premiere of New Moon, it was fairly obvious that Kristen Stewart’s cute new hairdo was sadly missing from the festivities. The only viable explanation here...
  
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 10:35am EST
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• Tasty Waves and a Life Or Something Like It Bud

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  Mystery Ass: This one definitely ebbs & flows. (CS) Gerard Butler wears kilt & brings a pretty hot mama as his premiere date. (CB) Dr. Drew saves a life on Adam Corolla’s podcast....
  
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 12:39am EST
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• Ill-Advised Adverts #4: Urine For A Wild Ride

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  I’m having a little trouble figuring out what this advert campaign is attempting to communicate about the VW GTI. Will it provide such a thrilling experience that both driver and passenger will...
  
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 5:49pm EST
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• Bai Ling Really Does Love You Long Time

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  All of a sudden lately, I’ve become rather intrigued by the weirdness that is Bai Ling. It’s not that she’s a particularly good actress (always playing a variation of...
  
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 10:40am EST
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• La Lohan In Da Keeychen, Steelin Ur Champain

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  Perhaps the following sentiment may seem a bit harsh, but I’ve never (not even for a moment) felt an iota of sympathy for Lindsay “It’s All Someone Else’s Fault” Lohan....
  
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 2:25am EST
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• Tasty Waves and a Bigger Ain’t Always Better Bud

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  Jamie Gertz: What does she look like now? (SOMG) Katie Price gets owned by Chelsea Handler. (CS) Woody Harrelson shaves his head for the troops. (CB) The Most Terrifying Sex Tape: Cruel world!...
  
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 9:22pm EST
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• Lookin’ Good, Katie Holmes

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  Katie Holmes looks like I feel today, but at least I intend to sort of pull myself together before leaving the house. The most bizarre thing about this outfit is that it probably cost at least $1000,...
  
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 2:51pm EST
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• Resolving The Pesky Megan Fox Implant Issue

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  We’ve often referred to the bizarre phenomenon that is Megan Fox’s cleavage, which seems to always be present yet, inexplicably, remain as wide as the Nine-Mile Canyon. Boobs don’t...
  
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 10:15am EST
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• Tasty Waves and a Go Bust Some Asses Bud

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  Guess Who got mime-stalked (lamest stalker ever)? (CB) “The Gossip Queens”: Spicy’s Hollywood adventure. (CS) Let’s Do The Guido Fist Pump! Y’all feels me?...
  
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 1:52am EST
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• Camille Paglia Calls Out Lady Gaga On Her Age

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  My gay boyfriend, who is (believe it or not) none too crazy about Lady Gaga, emailed me about a “dishy comment” in Camille Paglia’s latest column: Now, come on, people, do you...
  
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 3:38pm EST
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• Russell Brand v. Jon Bon Jovi (Re: Pete Doherty)

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  Bloody hell, mates. You just never know when the topic of Pete Doherty’s gonna come up. As if to prove my point, comedian (and roving hairpiece) Russell Brand has namedropped our...
  
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 2:16pm EST
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• Tasty Waves and an I Spit On Your Rave Bud

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  Mystery Ass: A model that actually eats food. (POTP) Pete Wentz is slowly turning into Carson Daly. (CS) Robert Downey Jr. wants you to look at his crotch. (CB) Jessica Alba’s naked ass...
  
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 12:47am EST
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• Thus Beginneth The 2nd RPattz “I Stink” Tour

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  One would think that, after confessing to not washing one’s own hair for six weeks and having the resultant stench confirmed by outside sources, there wouldn’t be much left to say on the...
  
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 6:03pm EST
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• Sienna Miller Finally Figures It Out

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  While looking at these photos of Sienna Miller in New York City, I cannot help but wonder if she has decided to play along with her public reputation. After all, nobody is interested in what Sienna...
  
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 12:31pm EST
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• Adverts That Work #107: The Fall Guys

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  This isn’t exactly the newest idea as far as “Fall fashion” is concerned, but the execution of these Sarti Tailors adverts is rather, well, impactful. Also, the pinstripes are a...
  
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 10:50am EST
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• Tasty Waves and a Don’t Ever Do This Bud

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  Marilyn Manson beats the crap out of Evan Rachel Wood lookalike in new video. (CM) Nicole Richie is looking kinda washed up lately. (CS) Tom Cruise: “Top Gun” muscle of Scientology?...
  
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 9:45pm EST
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• Oh Shut Up, Morrissey

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  Be happy it’s not one of those notorious shirtless photos. Morrissey has been known to cop an attitude on stage, such as that recent Coachella episode wherein he complained of the stench of...
  
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 5:43pm EST
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• Look, A 3-D Dick(ensian Nightmare)!

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  Today is my daughter’s birthday, so I’m attempting to do the doting mother thing. Also, our server keeps exploding or something. Sorry about that. For now, go read my review of A...
  
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 4:52pm EST
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• Of Cotton, Berries, and Basterds

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  Aww, dammit. In a terribly unfortunate development, I can no longer look at a photo of Eli Roth and Christoph Waltz without thinking, “Does this go out to everyone’s blueberry?”...
  
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 1:30am EST
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• Tasty Waves and an Arrivederci Bud

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  Stephanie Seymour & her not-so-pretty-now life. (VF) Jon Hamm is sexy + his high school photo. (CS) La Lohan has perfected the elusive “coke bloat.” (CB) Jennifer Love...
  
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 11:46am EST
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• Katy Perry: Wake Me When She’s Over

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  Try as I might to grow a bit of indifference towards Katy Perry, she still annoys the living hell out of me. Look, I can appreciate a fine pair of knockers, but, unfortunately, these particular...
  
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 1:21pm EST
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• Princess Leia & Her Gold Bikini Stunt Double

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  Number of comments: 3
  Well, it ain’t a damn Princess Leia Gold Bikini Pillow Fight, but this old photo of Carrie Fisher and her stunt double sunbathing on the set of Return of the Jedi will just have to do. Once...
  
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 1:24am EST
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• Tasty Waves and a Second Time’s A Charm Bud

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  Rachel Bilson hikes it up & gets her flaunt on. (TB) Britney Spears’ caffeinated nipples in attack mode. (CS) Kristen Stewart would like you to kindly “Fuck off.” (CB) Jimmy...
  
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 1:13am EST
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• Sherlock Holmes: More Homoerotic By The Moment

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  Recently, some folks expressed concern that the latest Sherlock Holmes poster resulted in my expression of the slightest attraction for Jude Law. Well, you’ll be pleased to know...
  
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  Posted: November 05, 2009, 1:13pm EST
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• Konichiwa, Basterds!

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  These photos are a few dys old, but I still wanted to commemorate the Inglourious Basterds Japan premiere in Tokyo. In attendance (along with Quentin Tarantino, natch) were actors Melanie Laurent,...
  
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  Posted: November 05, 2009, 1:09pm EST
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• Tasty Waves and a Spontaneous Combustion Bud

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  Angelina Jolie thrills & kicks asses in Salt teaser. (FS) Russell Brand is amazing in bed. Remember? (CS) Sienna Miller: Now keeping two in the bush. (CB) Robert Pattinson face spoke louder...
  
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  Posted: November 05, 2009, 11:45am EST
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• Russell Brand To Clean Up His Act?

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  This is one hell of a non-news item, but it’s also one hell of a slow news week. Still, we’re always interested in any possible reforms of awful celebrity hairdos, so our hopes have been...
  
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 4:41pm EST
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• The F Word

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  It’s Wednesday night, which means that I’m counting the hours until it’s time to get sloshed up and pitch fits of hysterical laughter at the latest episode of “South...
  
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 1:02pm EST
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• Twilight Cakes? I’m Down With That.

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  Hey, I may not understand the irrational lure of the Twilight saga, but I have been known to harbor an unnatural affection for cake. As such, this latest bit of Edward Cullen/Bella Swan madness,...
  
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 10:37am EST
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• Tasty Waves and a We’re All Gonna Die Bud

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  Hot Mormon Muffins: 12 in a cheesecake calendar. (PB) Alex Rodriguez is totally hung like a horse. (CS) Blake Lively will swipe your ass with a credit card. (CB) Owen Wilson goes from dog owner...
  
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 2:03am EST
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• GOOP On The Rocks?

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  Although rumours of marital issues between the insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin are nothing new, it seems trouble may truly brewing in GOOP-land. My own suspicions...
  
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  Posted: November 03, 2009, 6:28pm EST
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• Charles Darwin: Conflicted Genius & Possible Pervert

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  Number of comments: 4
  Perhaps I’m the only one that saw this Creation poster and immediately perceived that something pervy was on going on between lead actors (and real-life spouses) Paul Bettany and Jennifer...
  
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  Posted: November 03, 2009, 12:05pm EST
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• No Really, Cut The Charlie’s Angels Crap

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  Number of comments: 1
  Upon observing this photographic evidence, it’s rather amazing how the “Charlie’s Angels” pose seemingly transcends culture, race, and gender. Yet, despite the touching nature...
  
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  Posted: November 03, 2009, 1:10am EST
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• Tasty Waves and an Adrenaline-Jacked Speedball Classic Bud

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  Mystery Sandy Ass: On the shores of St. Barth. (UMC) La Lohan & Gerard Butler make-out in Morocco. (CS) Dakota Fanning Wins: Just give her everything. (CB) Boondock Saints II: “[T]hey...
  
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  Posted: November 03, 2009, 12:10am EST
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• Is This A Costume?

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  Number of comments: 3
  Helena Christensen was snapped in New York City on Halloween, and I cannot figure out what she’s supposed to be dressed up as. Paint-ball victim? Day-glo nightmare? Colour me clueless on this...
  
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  Posted: November 02, 2009, 5:48pm EST
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• Cracking Open The Tortured Soul Of Robert Pattinson

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  Number of comments: 1
  Last week, we were just starting to feel sorry for Robert Pattinson, upon whose screen-printed face sat far too many synched-up, undoubtedly menstruating females. As if that weren’t enough to...
  
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  Posted: November 02, 2009, 12:26pm EST
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• Georgia Jagger: Rock Star Daughter & Instant Supermodel

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  Number of comments: 10
  Following in the entitled footsteps of Peaches Geldof and Kimberly Stewart–borderline average-looking socialites with famous musician fathers but without any ambition beyond declaring...
  
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  Posted: November 02, 2009, 3:01am EST
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• Tasty Waves and a Something For Everyone Bud

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  Guess Bai Ling’s Costume: A pretty lame attempt. (PB) Julianne Hough makes one smoking hot Catwoman. (CS) Brat Pitt’s tiny motorcycle accident transforms into the most hilarious...
  
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  Posted: November 01, 2009, 2:05pm EST
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• Adverts That Work #105: Very Bad Dog!

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  Number of comments: 2
  Click To Enlarge This advert promises to keep an eye on your beastie while you’re away doing important things like keeping a roof over your head. At least, you’ll know that he’s...
  
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  Posted: October 30, 2009, 2:39pm EDT
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• Penn Badgley v. Alan Cumming: Guitar Hero Face

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  Number of comments: 1
  Although I’m not intimately familiar with the Guitar Hero phenomenon, I’ve observed that gamers tend to make a certain unavoidable facial expression while getting their Eddie Van Halen...
  
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  Posted: October 30, 2009, 11:13am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Not Really Like Pizza Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Mystery Ass: Dressed up in a ladybug costume. (HT) Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner: Tailor made. (CS) Angelina & Brad can sell books better than Oprah. (CB) Brittany Murphy is, uh, a little...
  
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  Posted: October 30, 2009, 12:50am EDT
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• Eight Times The Terror Plus One True Nightmare

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  Number of comments: 3
  As Nadya “Octomom” Suleman randomly plucked up one of her voluminous offspring, the horrified look on the kid’s face pretty much said it all. Imagery: Splash/Daily Mail
  
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  Posted: October 29, 2009, 1:01pm EDT
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• Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse Do The Scarecrow Thing

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  Number of comments: 1
  Celebrity scarecrows are certainly one of the more creepy-cool oddities that tend to make their appearance during this time of year. Clearly, the Kate Moss scarecrow is a concept piece with moss skin...
  
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  Posted: October 29, 2009, 12:21pm EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Fright Night Bud

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  Bar Refaeli & bikini get caught in a spider web. (HT) Dita Von Teese talks about drugs/boobs combo. (CS) Kate Hudson: Still a nympho that gives good TMI. Points for consistency. See comment...
  
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  Posted: October 29, 2009, 9:09am EDT
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• Rob Zombie On Wild Things; Bon Jovi On New Moon

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 2
  In recent years, high-speed internet (as well as the ubiquitous presence of YouTube) has made it possible for cinematic spoof videos to spread rapidly and, in some cases, go viral in their appeal....
  
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  Posted: October 28, 2009, 2:24pm EDT
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• Edward Cullen Panties For Your New Moon [I Know Why The Caged RPattz Sings]

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 6
  You know, I’m actually starting to feel a bit sorry for Robert Pattinson. In the past year, the bloke has been continually living as caged-up Twihard veal to keep him safe from those crazed,...
  
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  Posted: October 28, 2009, 10:32am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Shiny Happy STFU Bud

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  New York Regional Yoga Championship: Bendy. (VF) Corey Feldman’s Wife Files For Divorce: I blame the shitty Lost Boys sequel. (CS) Rosie O’Donnell could have dated Angelina Jolie?...
  
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  Posted: October 28, 2009, 2:09am EDT
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• Does He Look Like A Bitch To You?

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  Mmm-mmmm. That is some tasty pumpkin carving. Imagery: Source
  
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  Posted: October 27, 2009, 1:39pm EDT
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• Sherlock Holmes & That One Guy: Still Camping It Up

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  Number of comments: 6
  Click For Full Poster View. While checking out this new poster for Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes, I was ashamed to notice that Jude Law actually looks much hotter than Robert Downey Jr. does....
  
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  Posted: October 27, 2009, 2:45am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Global Terror Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Katarina Ivonovska does the lingerie shoot thing. (UMC) Katy Perry, Russell Brand & Oompa Loompas. (CS) Oscar-Winning Director Paul Haggis resigns from Scientology & he’s not going...
  
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  Posted: October 27, 2009, 1:10am EDT
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• Kristen Bell + Nicholas Cage + Machine Gun Booty = Conflicted Critic

  —Agent Bedhead

  Bloody hell, mates! You may notice that it’s rather muted here today, for I’m one sick puppy, and Mr. Atoz is, I believe, on a beach somewhere reenacting David Lee Roth’s role in...
  
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  Posted: October 26, 2009, 4:59pm EDT
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• Adverts That Work #104: Aw, vaffunculo you!

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  Poor Luca Brasi never got any love in exchange for his loyalty, but I do quite like these Godfather-spoofing adverts. Although a footie-playing mafia probably wouldn’t go over very well.
  
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  Posted: October 26, 2009, 2:29pm EDT
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• The Return Of Bilo & Biggles: A Reunion Of The Libertines?

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  Despite the impracticalities of a 1997-2004 stint as Pete Doherty’s bandmate, Carl Barat has always tended to romanticize the experience: “Finishing off The Libertines almost killed me....
  
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  Posted: October 26, 2009, 11:42am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Double Slammed Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  January Jones has some gorgeous outtakes. (Yeeeah!) Jodie Sweetin talks about sobriety for more meth & coke money. (CS) George Clooney is probably hitting the botox. (CB) Kristen Bell turned...
  
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  Posted: October 25, 2009, 9:00pm EDT
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• Hello Kitty: Keeping You Alive For The Asskicking

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 1
  Hello Kitty has no mouth, but the upside of this dilemma is that she can still scream. In addition, the annoying little twit can also protect you from the swine flu and keep you looking (allegedly)...
  
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  Posted: October 23, 2009, 1:14pm EDT
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• Bronson Pinchot Elaborates (Even More) On Cruise Ice Cream Incident

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 3
  We recently discussed Bronson Pinchot’s “surprisingly informative” interview with The Onion, in which he addressed, among many other things, Tom Cruise & Denzel...
  
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  Posted: October 23, 2009, 11:16am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Negative Creep Bud

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  Posted: October 23, 2009, 12:16am EDT
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• Trent Reznor Protests Use Of His Music For Torture; Gives It Away To “Fringe”

  —Agent Bedhead

  While Trent Reznor may technically be celebrating his honeymoon, not even that can stop him from making news. Reznor has joined forces with many other musicians (Tom Morello, Billy Bragg, David...
  
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  Posted: October 22, 2009, 4:29pm EDT
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• Spot The Drag Queens

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 3
  You know, I just don’t understand the supposed existence of the non-existent Katie Price/Jordan dichotomy. Those two personalities just aren’t mutually exclusive as far as I can tell....
  
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  Posted: October 22, 2009, 1:14pm EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Deep Throat Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Adrianne Curry does the Princess Leia slave thing. (UMC) Corey Feldman still dresses like Michael Jackson. It’s both unsurprising and rather disturbing. (CS) Lisa Marie Presley, spoiled...
  
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  Posted: October 22, 2009, 11:26am EDT
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• ¿Qué Diablos?

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 1
  Your eyes do not deceive you. In the spirit of Scary Movie and all its illegitimate progeny, Hispano Foxfilm (20th Century Fox International) presents Spanish Movie, which releases in Spain on Dec....
  
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  Posted: October 21, 2009, 1:52pm EDT
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• Hitler & Goebbels Hang With The Bear Jew’s Parents

  —Agent Bedhead

  Some people (might I add, no one in particular) would find it odd that a “scary” guy like Eli Roth actually has parents and wasn’t created by some mad scientist seeking to create...
  
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  Posted: October 21, 2009, 3:27am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Bendy Bendy Boom Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Mystery Ass: This one’s friendly but may still bite. (Yeeeah!) Gerard Butler talks about his love of threesomes. (CS) Russell Brand tries to nail Katy Perry on a terrace. At a party. And she...
  
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  Posted: October 21, 2009, 2:07am EDT
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• Bronson Pinchot On Tom Cruise: Homophobic & Weird

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 3
  While promoting the DVD release of 2007’s Mr. Art Critic, Bronson Pinchot (a.k.a., Balki Bartokomous of “Perfect Strangers”) gave a curiously informative interview with A.V. Club,...
  
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  Posted: October 20, 2009, 5:57pm EDT
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• Mischa Barton’s No-Brainer

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 2
  I think I need to back away from the whole TV approach. That whole world of network television, probably isn’t, for me, a good idea now. I need to start reading for more serious roles. Well,...
  
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  Posted: October 20, 2009, 1:52pm EDT
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• A Most Unlikely Double Date

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 1
  This must be a slow news month, for The Sun has apparently splashed out some cash towards one of Jamie Hince’s “friends” in order to get a so-called “exclusive”...
  
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  Posted: October 20, 2009, 10:49am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Needs More Pants Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Mystery Ass: She’s a repeat offender, so to speak. (UMC) La Lohan & Married Balthazar Getty got caught making out. How disgusting. (CS) Octomom declares a crush. Oh. My. God....
  
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  Posted: October 19, 2009, 11:43pm EDT
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• Leave The Nipples Alone, Man!

  —Agent Bedhead

  I’ve tried to come up with a witty way to introduce this film review and failed miserably, so all I can do here is suggest that you go read about the nipples in The Stepfather remake.
  
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  Posted: October 19, 2009, 3:40pm EDT
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• Trent Reznor Is A Married Man (Sorry, Fangirls)

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 6
  Over the weekend, It appears that Trent Reznor went and did (according to a certain segment of his rabid fanbase) the unthinkable by marrying his fiancé, Mariqueen Maandig. While no formal...
  
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  Posted: October 19, 2009, 12:09am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a No Sparkles Allowed Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Mystery Ass: Issuing a drunk supermodel alert. (TB) Whose Girlfriend has “respect” crotch tattoo? (CS) Sleep With The Crypt-Keeper for $10,000/month. (CB) David Duchovny hangs out with...
  
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  Posted: October 17, 2009, 7:19pm EDT
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• The Real Reason For The Oasis Split

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 2
  It seemed inevitable yet rather abrupt when Oasis decided to break up the band a mere 15 minutes before a Paris gig. Sure, we all knew that the Gallagher brothers had some major issues with each...
  
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  Posted: October 16, 2009, 2:36pm EDT
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• Bill Murray Not Pulling Out The Big Twinkie Yet

  —Agent Bedhead

  Lots of rumours have surrounded the haunting spectre that is Ghostbusters III, but when director Ivan Reitman climbed on board, this sequel started feeling all too real, and I gotta admit, that...
  
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  Posted: October 16, 2009, 11:58am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Hail To The King, Baby Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Olga Kurylenko in 12 decadent Campari photos. (TB) Meghan McCain shows off rack & gets defensive. (CS) Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you thinking? (CB) Keanu Reeves did not put his bomb...
  
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  Posted: October 16, 2009, 1:56am EDT
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• Miranda Kerr Might Be Selling Something

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 1
  Believe it or not, this photo of Miranda Kerr (who is dating that wanker, Orlando Bloom) isn’t a part of some random arty shoot. Instead, this is actually an advert for Kora, which is some...
  
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  Posted: October 15, 2009, 2:52pm EDT
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• When Ghostwriting Goes Too Far

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 2
  Yes, I understand that ghostwriting is a necessary thing when it comes to barely literate celebrities, and every one pretty much overlooks it when someone like Victoria Beckham, who has never read a...
  
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  Posted: October 15, 2009, 2:18pm EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Like Jaws Only Funnier Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Who’s The Dorky 15-Year Old? Take a guess. (WWTDD) Photoshop Disaster: Ralph Lauren’s corpse model. (CS) John Mayer: The douche is strong in this one. (CB) Christina Aguilera loves...
  
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  Posted: October 15, 2009, 9:56am EDT
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• Capitalising Upon Tragedies Is So American Psycho

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 7
  Every single time that I write about the suicide deaths of Jeremy Blake and Theresa Duncan (lovers, companions, and “co-muses”), I almost feel as if I’m disrupting their already...
  
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  Posted: October 14, 2009, 2:19pm EDT
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• Let’s Beat The Crap Out Of Hugh Jackman Characters

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 4
  Some overenthusiastic fan has either created or purchased a piñata of Hugh Jackman’s X-Men character and delivered it to the actor. Now, while I imagine that a lot of fanboys who paid to...
  
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  Posted: October 14, 2009, 11:38am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Cinematic Roadkill Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Weekly World News signs w/Hollywood agency for mystery project: “[W]e think 2010 will be Bat Boy’s year.” (HR) Chris Noth, check your head. Not that we’re looking....
  
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  Posted: October 14, 2009, 1:00am EDT
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• Pete Doherty’s Body Finally Grows A Bit Weary

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 2
  In rather surprising news, the teflon needle cushion affectionately referred to as “Pete Doherty” has been forced to cancel his Irish tour (due to begin tonight) after experiencing...
  
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 4:51pm EDT
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• Gerard Butler Is A Total Ass Man

  —Agent Bedhead

  It’s quite perplexing how Gerard Butler–whether he’s playing an Irishman, an Aussie, or an American–always manages to keep his Scottish burr in full effect onscreen....
  
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 11:34am EDT
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• Adverts That Work #104: Zombie On A Toilet!

  —Agent Bedhead

  Click to see the entire (uncropped) picture. This lovely little ditty spreads the word about Chronic’Art magazine, which has devoted Issue #56 to “Everything you ever wanted to know...
  
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 1:56am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Velma Not Daphne Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Mystery Ass: This one’s got winning pole skills. (UMC) Dannielynn Birkhead is a mini Anna Nicole Smith. (CS) Roman Polanski is, like, totally bummed out about this whole prison thing. Cue...
  
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 12:53am EDT
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• Just Who The Hell Is That Girl, Anyway?

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 1
  If I didn’t already know that Lourdes Leon strongly resembled what her mother used to look like, it would be quite difficult to believe that the above photograph recalls a 21-year old.Madonna,...
  
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 3:27pm EDT
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• Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day: Katie Wins This One

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 1
  Over the past year or so, Katie Holmes spent much time in New York City (working on that Broadway play) and Australia (shooting a movie), while poor Tom Cruise was stuck putting up the appearance of...
  
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 10:22am EDT
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• Eli Roth Got Cockblocked By A Boy Band

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  Number of comments: 1
  This past Friday evening, Eli Roth joined Ronna & Beverly’s mock talk show at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Hollywood. The discussion involved Jewish mothers, and, naturally, the Bear...
  
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 12:02am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Just Fake It Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Eminem’s Makeover: Go see the new Slim Shady. (CR) American Hasselhoff In London: Get thee in rehab. (CS) Megan Fox could soon be doing a farewell wave. (CB) Lindsay Lohan, certifiable...
  
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  Posted: October 10, 2009, 9:13pm EDT
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• Duff McKagen On A Naked Pete Doherty

  —Agent Bedhead

  Don’t worry, mates, for this post contains no actual picture of Pete Doherty naked. This is merely a discussion of how someone happened to catch a glimpse of our antihero in the buff… As...
  
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  Posted: October 09, 2009, 1:19pm EDT
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• Simon Cowell’s Ass-Backwards Stripper

  —Agent Bedhead

  Number of comments: 3
  Although it’s been nearly a week since Simon Cowell’s 50th birthday celebration, the details are still, uh, slipping out. It’s no surprise that, by all accounts, the £1 million...
  
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  Posted: October 09, 2009, 11:01am EDT
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• Tasty Waves and a Baptism Bloodbath Bud

  —Agent Bedhead

  Mystery Ass: Sexy girl with an unfortunate name. (TB) Nicole Kidman or her wax figure? Tough call. (CS) Sharon Stone attempts to explain away her “karma” insult towards Chinese...
  
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  Posted: October 09, 2009, 1:43am EDT
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