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  • Tasty Waves and a Planet-Murdering Buttfucks Bud

    Miranda Kerr: Look, there’s her otherworldly ass! (UMC) Levi Johnston: NSFW photos of his naked ass. (POTP) Mariah Carey’s vanity confirmed by paint job. (CS) Victoria Beckham claims...

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    Posted: November 22, 2009, 7:49pm EST
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  • Sparkling Vamps & Waxed Werewolves Killed The Box Office

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    Bloody hell, mates. The newly-released The Twilight Saga: New Moon took in $26.2 at Thurs-Fri midnight shows, which led to a $72.7 million Friday. Both of these amounts shatter the previous records...

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    Posted: November 22, 2009, 4:28pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Gaddafi Urges The Tall & Leggy To Convert To Islam

    Number of comments: 3
    Over time, I’ve learned not to be surprised by the antics of one Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, who is a topic of obsession for the gay boyfriend. Quite simply, nothing is beyond reproach for...

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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 9:58pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Top 50 Albums Of The Decade: Doherty Scoops 3

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    Hey, rock stars do laundry too… occasionally. Those of you who don’t follow the Brit rock scene would never know it, but Pete Doherty really does lead a (more or less) critically...

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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 9:50am EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a Get The Hell Outta Here Bud

    Carrie Prejean: NSFW sex tape stills of ex-Ms Cali. (Yeeeah!) Kate Hudson’s nympho ass = too big for her britches. (CS) Brad Pitt would rather have family time than $5 mill. (CB) Claire...

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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 12:51am EST
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  • Tonight We Bathe in the Stench of Victory!

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    Well, dang. After all that macho sword-waving and Immortal-slaughtering, it turns out that Leonidas is some sort of closet metrosexual. Gerard Butler recently told Scott Mills of BBC’s Radio 1 that...

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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 4:42pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • The Divine Gwyneth Reinvents A Thanksgiving Staple

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    Admittedly, I’ve been subscribing to Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP newsletter because Thursday mornings are so notoriously difficult that I could use the guaranteed laughter. This week, Goopy...

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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 3:19pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tom & Katie’s Publicist-Directed Reaffirmation Of Their Staged Love

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    It looks like someone has become a fan of preemptive damage control. Apparently, Tom Cruise was concerned that people would get the wrong impression when he and wifebot Katie Holmes spent their third...

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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 2:27pm EST
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  • Erupting Soon from a Uterus Near You

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    Don’t get me wrong: I like Taylor Swift. She’s cute as a button, she has a delightful personality, she writes her own songs, and she seems genuinely surprised by the level of success she’s...

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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 11:32am EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Tasty Waves and a The Horror, The Horror Bud

    Bar Refaeli shows off that perfect ass in lingerie. (HT) Johnny Depp: Sexiest Man Alive? Judges = stoned. (CS) Gerard Butler stinks but can still get in my pants for spoofing the MJ baby-balcony...

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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 10:05am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • You Ta-Talkin’ to Me? You Ta-Talkin’ to Me?

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    Proof, if more were needed, that actors rarely make good role models for anything except acting: Robert De Niro might record a rap duet with 50 Cent. According to Contactmusic, the screen legend...

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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 6:00pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • How Many Times Can a Man Say “Ho, Ho, Ho”

    The first video from Bob Dylan’s long-awaited Christmas album is out, and it’s… well, it’s difficult to describe. Imagine a Christmas party set in the “Mad Men” era, only somebody spiked the punch...

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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 4:21pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • The Clear & Convincing Case Against A “Friends” Reunion

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    This image pretty much says it all, don’t you think? Source (thanx to Jenna)

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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 11:43am EST
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  • This Isn’t Necessarily Helping

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    Ever since Zac Efron fulfilled his obligatory High School Musical tenure, the bloke has been keen to change the public’s perception of himself as a song-and-dance man, which must have been part...

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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 11:04am EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a Suck It, Edward Cullen Bud

    Salma Hayek: How low high will that leg go? (UMC) Pete Burns: Cosmetic surgery isn’t always pretty. (CS) La Lohan throws another tantrum & actually loses a potential job over it. Finally....

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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 12:56am EST
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  • Undershirt Not Included

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    This week marks the premiere of the latest installment in the Twilight saga (now with extra werewolf goodness!), which already feels twice as long as the Harry Potter series and about one-eighth as...

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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 6:52pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Kate Hudson Frowns on Your Shenanigans

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    Kate Hudson hasn’t quite jumped into the goop with Gwyneth Paltrow yet, but she’s in grave danger of taking herself way too seriously. Lately she’s been dating Alex Rodriguez—no mean feat, since the...

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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 3:19pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • She’s Clearly Worth Her Salt

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    Click to see the full poster. The teaser poster has been revealed for the Phillip Noyce-directed Salt, which releases in July 2010 and stars Angelina Jolie. Thanks to JoBlo.com, who not only got an...

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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 11:54am EST
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  • Kristen Stewart Does The RPattz Hairdo

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    At last evening’s Los Angeles premiere of New Moon, it was fairly obvious that Kristen Stewart’s cute new hairdo was sadly missing from the festivities. The only viable explanation here...

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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 10:35am EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a Life Or Something Like It Bud

    Mystery Ass: This one definitely ebbs & flows. (CS) Gerard Butler wears kilt & brings a pretty hot mama as his premiere date. (CB) Dr. Drew saves a life on Adam Corolla’s podcast....

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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 12:39am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Ill-Advised Adverts #4: Urine For A Wild Ride

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    I’m having a little trouble figuring out what this advert campaign is attempting to communicate about the VW GTI. Will it provide such a thrilling experience that both driver and passenger will...

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    Posted: November 16, 2009, 5:49pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Bai Ling Really Does Love You Long Time

    Number of comments: 3
    All of a sudden lately, I’ve become rather intrigued by the weirdness that is Bai Ling. It’s not that she’s a particularly good actress (always playing a variation of...

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    Posted: November 16, 2009, 10:40am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • La Lohan In Da Keeychen, Steelin Ur Champain

    Number of comments: 3
    Perhaps the following sentiment may seem a bit harsh, but I’ve never (not even for a moment) felt an iota of sympathy for Lindsay “It’s All Someone Else’s Fault” Lohan....

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    Posted: November 16, 2009, 2:25am EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a Bigger Ain’t Always Better Bud

    Jamie Gertz: What does she look like now? (SOMG) Katie Price gets owned by Chelsea Handler. (CS) Woody Harrelson shaves his head for the troops. (CB) The Most Terrifying Sex Tape: Cruel world!...

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    Posted: November 15, 2009, 9:22pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Your Sugar Daddy Has Arrived

    Number of comments: 4
    Nicolas Cage’s financial meltdown is a tawdry, depressing tale full of expenditures that run the gamut from foolish to brain-twistingly stupid—like an A&E bio of MC Hammer with less interesting...

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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 5:23pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Lookin’ Good, Katie Holmes

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    Katie Holmes looks like I feel today, but at least I intend to sort of pull myself together before leaving the house. The most bizarre thing about this outfit is that it probably cost at least $1000,...

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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 2:51pm EST
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  • Resolving The Pesky Megan Fox Implant Issue

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    We’ve often referred to the bizarre phenomenon that is Megan Fox’s cleavage, which seems to always be present yet, inexplicably, remain as wide as the Nine-Mile Canyon. Boobs don’t...

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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 10:15am EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a Go Bust Some Asses Bud

    Guess Who got mime-stalked (lamest stalker ever)? (CB) “The Gossip Queens”: Spicy’s Hollywood adventure. (CS) Let’s Do The Guido Fist Pump! Y’all feels me?...

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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 1:52am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • The Joke Went Right Over His Head

    Number of comments: 4
    If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that international athletics is the high road to understanding between nations—and anyone who feels different had better plan on carrying their teeth...

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    Posted: November 12, 2009, 6:34pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • We Can Build Him Better, Stronger, Faster

    Number of comments: 1
    You know, life is funny sometimes. Then again, there are times when death is even funnier. Michael Jackson might have had three posts on this blog in his last three years of life, but now that he’s...

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    Posted: November 12, 2009, 4:28pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Not Funny, Please Die

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    In some ways, Jon Gosselin is quite an impressive fellow. He took a reasonably positive public image and drove it so far into the negative column that at this point, Jon & Kate + 8 = something...

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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 6:10pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Camille Paglia Calls Out Lady Gaga On Her Age

    Number of comments: 5
    My gay boyfriend, who is (believe it or not) none too crazy about Lady Gaga, emailed me about a “dishy comment” in Camille Paglia’s latest column: Now, come on, people, do you...

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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 3:38pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Russell Brand v. Jon Bon Jovi (Re: Pete Doherty)

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    Bloody hell, mates. You just never know when the topic of Pete Doherty’s gonna come up. As if to prove my point, comedian (and roving hairpiece) Russell Brand has namedropped our...

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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 2:16pm EST
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  • Tasty Waves and an I Spit On Your Rave Bud

    Mystery Ass: A model that actually eats food. (POTP) Pete Wentz is slowly turning into Carson Daly. (CS) Robert Downey Jr. wants you to look at his crotch. (CB) Jessica Alba’s naked ass...

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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 12:47am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • This Is Not It

    Number of comments: 1
    Today is one of those days when the usual suspects are acting like a bunch of zombies before the animating virus kicks in, so perhaps it’s time to shift the focus to someone who knows how to do the...

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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 7:39pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Thus Beginneth The 2nd RPattz “I Stink” Tour

    Number of comments: 2
    One would think that, after confessing to not washing one’s own hair for six weeks and having the resultant stench confirmed by outside sources, there wouldn’t be much left to say on the...

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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 6:03pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Sienna Miller Finally Figures It Out

    Number of comments: 2
    While looking at these photos of Sienna Miller in New York City, I cannot help but wonder if she has decided to play along with her public reputation. After all, nobody is interested in what Sienna...

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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 12:31pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Adverts That Work #107: The Fall Guys

    Number of comments: 3
    This isn’t exactly the newest idea as far as “Fall fashion” is concerned, but the execution of these Sarti Tailors adverts is rather, well, impactful. Also, the pinstripes are a...

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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 10:50am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Don’t Ever Do This Bud

    Marilyn Manson beats the crap out of Evan Rachel Wood lookalike in new video. (CM) Nicole Richie is looking kinda washed up lately. (CS) Tom Cruise: “Top Gun” muscle of Scientology?...

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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 9:45pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Oh Shut Up, Morrissey

    Be happy it’s not one of those notorious shirtless photos. Morrissey has been known to cop an attitude on stage, such as that recent Coachella episode wherein he complained of the stench of...

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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 5:43pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Look, A 3-D Dick(ensian Nightmare)!

    Today is my daughter’s birthday, so I’m attempting to do the doting mother thing. Also, our server keeps exploding or something. Sorry about that. For now, go read my review of A...

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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 4:52pm EST
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  • Of Cotton, Berries, and Basterds

    Aww, dammit. In a terribly unfortunate development, I can no longer look at a photo of Eli Roth and Christoph Waltz without thinking, “Does this go out to everyone’s blueberry?”...

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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 1:30am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and an Arrivederci Bud

    Stephanie Seymour & her not-so-pretty-now life. (VF) Jon Hamm is sexy + his high school photo. (CS) La Lohan has perfected the elusive “coke bloat.” (CB) Jennifer Love...

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    Posted: November 08, 2009, 11:46am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • I Am Jack’s Hygienic Armpits

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    It’s been a few years since David Fincher made Fight Club and got Brad Pitt to deliver one of the best performances of his career, but everyone remembers the soap. And now, finally, you can actually...

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    Posted: November 06, 2009, 6:00pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • You Know Who Else Ruined Germany’s Reputation?

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    Yes, last night Katy Perry emceed MTV’s Europe Music Awards, proving that Europe’s claim to some sort of cultural superiority over America is a big fat lie. However, the high point of the evening...

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    Posted: November 06, 2009, 3:35pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Katy Perry: Wake Me When She’s Over

    Number of comments: 5
    Try as I might to grow a bit of indifference towards Katy Perry, she still annoys the living hell out of me. Look, I can appreciate a fine pair of knockers, but, unfortunately, these particular...

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    Posted: November 06, 2009, 1:21pm EST
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  • Princess Leia & Her Gold Bikini Stunt Double

    Number of comments: 3
    Well, it ain’t a damn Princess Leia Gold Bikini Pillow Fight, but this old photo of Carrie Fisher and her stunt double sunbathing on the set of Return of the Jedi will just have to do. Once...

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    Posted: November 06, 2009, 1:24am EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a Second Time’s A Charm Bud

    Rachel Bilson hikes it up & gets her flaunt on. (TB) Britney Spears’ caffeinated nipples in attack mode. (CS) Kristen Stewart would like you to kindly “Fuck off.” (CB) Jimmy...

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    Posted: November 06, 2009, 1:13am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • And Yet Somehow the Numbers Didn’t Add Up

    Nicolas Cage has had an amazingly durable career for a guy with such uneven script choices and such godawful hair, but lately he’s been more in the news for his increasingly shaky finances. He’s...

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    Posted: November 05, 2009, 5:58pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • How Many Times Can the World End?

    Number of comments: 1
    Not enough, to Roland Emmerich’s way of thinking. There is no such thing as too many times. The director’s new CGI-gasm 2012 opens next week, most likely to tepid reviews and a gazillion-dollar box...

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    Posted: November 05, 2009, 2:28pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Sherlock Holmes: More Homoerotic By The Moment

    Number of comments: 4
    Recently, some folks expressed concern that the latest Sherlock Holmes poster resulted in my expression of the slightest attraction for Jude Law. Well, you’ll be pleased to know...

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    Posted: November 05, 2009, 1:13pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Konichiwa, Basterds!

    These photos are a few dys old, but I still wanted to commemorate the Inglourious Basterds Japan premiere in Tokyo. In attendance (along with Quentin Tarantino, natch) were actors Melanie Laurent,...

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    Posted: November 05, 2009, 1:09pm EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a Spontaneous Combustion Bud

    Angelina Jolie thrills & kicks asses in Salt teaser. (FS) Russell Brand is amazing in bed. Remember? (CS) Sienna Miller: Now keeping two in the bush. (CB) Robert Pattinson face spoke louder...

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    Posted: November 05, 2009, 11:45am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Russell Brand To Clean Up His Act?

    This is one hell of a non-news item, but it’s also one hell of a slow news week. Still, we’re always interested in any possible reforms of awful celebrity hairdos, so our hopes have been...

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    Posted: November 04, 2009, 4:41pm EST
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  • The F Word

    It’s Wednesday night, which means that I’m counting the hours until it’s time to get sloshed up and pitch fits of hysterical laughter at the latest episode of “South...

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    Posted: November 04, 2009, 1:02pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Twilight Cakes? I’m Down With That.

    Number of comments: 1
    Hey, I may not understand the irrational lure of the Twilight saga, but I have been known to harbor an unnatural affection for cake. As such, this latest bit of Edward Cullen/Bella Swan madness,...

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    Posted: November 04, 2009, 10:37am EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a We’re All Gonna Die Bud

    Hot Mormon Muffins: 12 in a cheesecake calendar. (PB) Alex Rodriguez is totally hung like a horse. (CS) Blake Lively will swipe your ass with a credit card. (CB) Owen Wilson goes from dog owner...

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    Posted: November 04, 2009, 2:03am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • GOOP On The Rocks?

    Number of comments: 3
    Although rumours of marital issues between the insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin are nothing new, it seems trouble may truly brewing in GOOP-land. My own suspicions...

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    Posted: November 03, 2009, 6:28pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Charles Darwin: Conflicted Genius & Possible Pervert

    Number of comments: 4
    Perhaps I’m the only one that saw this Creation poster and immediately perceived that something pervy was on going on between lead actors (and real-life spouses) Paul Bettany and Jennifer...

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    Posted: November 03, 2009, 12:05pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • No Really, Cut The Charlie’s Angels Crap

    Number of comments: 1
    Upon observing this photographic evidence, it’s rather amazing how the “Charlie’s Angels” pose seemingly transcends culture, race, and gender. Yet, despite the touching nature...

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    Posted: November 03, 2009, 1:10am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and an Adrenaline-Jacked Speedball Classic Bud

    Mystery Sandy Ass: On the shores of St. Barth. (UMC) La Lohan & Gerard Butler make-out in Morocco. (CS) Dakota Fanning Wins: Just give her everything. (CB) Boondock Saints II: “[T]hey...

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    Posted: November 03, 2009, 12:10am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Is This A Costume?

    Number of comments: 3
    Helena Christensen was snapped in New York City on Halloween, and I cannot figure out what she’s supposed to be dressed up as. Paint-ball victim? Day-glo nightmare? Colour me clueless on this...

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    Posted: November 02, 2009, 5:48pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Cracking Open The Tortured Soul Of Robert Pattinson

    Number of comments: 1
    Last week, we were just starting to feel sorry for Robert Pattinson, upon whose screen-printed face sat far too many synched-up, undoubtedly menstruating females. As if that weren’t enough to...

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    Posted: November 02, 2009, 12:26pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Georgia Jagger: Rock Star Daughter & Instant Supermodel

    Number of comments: 10
    Following in the entitled footsteps of Peaches Geldof and Kimberly Stewart–borderline average-looking socialites with famous musician fathers but without any ambition beyond declaring...

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  • Tasty Waves and a Something For Everyone Bud

    Guess Bai Ling’s Costume: A pretty lame attempt. (PB) Julianne Hough makes one smoking hot Catwoman. (CS) Brat Pitt’s tiny motorcycle accident transforms into the most hilarious...

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    Posted: November 01, 2009, 2:05pm EST
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  • Peaches Geldof Explains the Universe

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    Not long ago Peaches Geldof spent a day or two hanging out with Fearne Cotton of ITV2. The idea here was to get past Peaches’ image as a useless social excrescence, practically the poster girl for...

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    Posted: October 30, 2009, 3:33pm EDT
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  • Adverts That Work #105: Very Bad Dog!

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    Click To Enlarge This advert promises to keep an eye on your beastie while you’re away doing important things like keeping a roof over your head. At least, you’ll know that he’s...

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    Posted: October 30, 2009, 2:39pm EDT
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  • Penn Badgley v. Alan Cumming: Guitar Hero Face

    Number of comments: 1
    Although I’m not intimately familiar with the Guitar Hero phenomenon, I’ve observed that gamers tend to make a certain unavoidable facial expression while getting their Eddie Van Halen...

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    Posted: October 30, 2009, 11:13am EDT
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  • Tasty Waves and a Not Really Like Pizza Bud

    Mystery Ass: Dressed up in a ladybug costume. (HT) Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner: Tailor made. (CS) Angelina & Brad can sell books better than Oprah. (CB) Brittany Murphy is, uh, a little...

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    Posted: October 30, 2009, 12:50am EDT
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  • When Dads Collide

    Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom is a disaster that might or might not happen, but Jon Gosselin is still hard at work trying to forge some celebutard version of the Rome-Berlin-Tokyo Axis. Latest putative...

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    Posted: October 29, 2009, 4:41pm EDT
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  • Eight Times The Terror Plus One True Nightmare

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    As Nadya “Octomom” Suleman randomly plucked up one of her voluminous offspring, the horrified look on the kid’s face pretty much said it all. Imagery: Splash/Daily Mail

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    Posted: October 29, 2009, 1:01pm EDT
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  • Pick Up the Phone, and I’ll Drop the Gun

    Number of comments: 3
    Kids have named Miley Cyrus as their worst celebrity influence in an AOL poll, which seems a little harsh in a world where Amy Winehouse walks the streets. Hell, just looking around my office I can...

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    Posted: October 29, 2009, 12:44pm EDT
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  • Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse Do The Scarecrow Thing

    Number of comments: 1
    Celebrity scarecrows are certainly one of the more creepy-cool oddities that tend to make their appearance during this time of year. Clearly, the Kate Moss scarecrow is a concept piece with moss skin...

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    Posted: October 29, 2009, 12:21pm EDT
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  • Tasty Waves and a Fright Night Bud

    Bar Refaeli & bikini get caught in a spider web. (HT) Dita Von Teese talks about drugs/boobs combo. (CS) Kate Hudson: Still a nympho that gives good TMI. Points for consistency. See comment...

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    Posted: October 29, 2009, 9:09am EDT
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  • It Makes a Village

    Number of comments: 3
    And so reality TV reaches a new low, at least for the next couple of weeks: Nadya “Octomom” Suleiman and Jon “Octoscumbag” Gosselin might get their own reality show. Tentatively titled Jon – Kate...

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    Posted: October 28, 2009, 4:26pm EDT
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  • Rob Zombie On Wild Things; Bon Jovi On New Moon

    Number of comments: 2
    In recent years, high-speed internet (as well as the ubiquitous presence of YouTube) has made it possible for cinematic spoof videos to spread rapidly and, in some cases, go viral in their appeal....

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    Posted: October 28, 2009, 2:24pm EDT
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  • Edward Cullen Panties For Your New Moon [I Know Why The Caged RPattz Sings]

    Number of comments: 6
    You know, I’m actually starting to feel a bit sorry for Robert Pattinson. In the past year, the bloke has been continually living as caged-up Twihard veal to keep him safe from those crazed,...

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    Posted: October 28, 2009, 10:32am EDT
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  • Tasty Waves and a Shiny Happy STFU Bud

    New York Regional Yoga Championship: Bendy. (VF) Corey Feldman’s Wife Files For Divorce: I blame the shitty Lost Boys sequel. (CS) Rosie O’Donnell could have dated Angelina Jolie?...

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    Posted: October 28, 2009, 2:09am EDT
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  • Oh Yeah, I’d Hit It

    Looks like the Kardashians are finally beginning to understand the secret of their mysterious, pointless celebrity status. On November 3, the members of the Kardashian clan will step into the ring...

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    Posted: October 27, 2009, 5:48pm EDT
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  • Beam Me Up, Scotty, for the Love of God

    Number of comments: 4
    While NASA’s science boffins (love that word) continue to search the universe for signs of intelligent life, it’s increasingly clear that they can cross Earth off their list. Latest evidence: ...

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    Posted: October 27, 2009, 3:03pm EDT
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  • Does He Look Like A Bitch To You?

    Mmm-mmmm. That is some tasty pumpkin carving. Imagery: Source

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    Posted: October 27, 2009, 1:39pm EDT
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  • Sherlock Holmes & That One Guy: Still Camping It Up

    Number of comments: 6
    Click For Full Poster View. While checking out this new poster for Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes, I was ashamed to notice that Jude Law actually looks much hotter than Robert Downey Jr. does....

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    Posted: October 27, 2009, 2:45am EDT
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  • Tasty Waves and a Global Terror Bud

    Katarina Ivonovska does the lingerie shoot thing. (UMC) Katy Perry, Russell Brand & Oompa Loompas. (CS) Oscar-Winning Director Paul Haggis resigns from Scientology & he’s not going...

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    Posted: October 27, 2009, 1:10am EDT
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  • Kristen Bell + Nicholas Cage + Machine Gun Booty = Conflicted Critic

    Bloody hell, mates! You may notice that it’s rather muted here today, for I’m one sick puppy, and Mr. Atoz is, I believe, on a beach somewhere reenacting David Lee Roth’s role in...

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    Posted: October 26, 2009, 4:59pm EDT
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  • Adverts That Work #104: Aw, vaffunculo you!

    Number of comments: 1
    Poor Luca Brasi never got any love in exchange for his loyalty, but I do quite like these Godfather-spoofing adverts. Although a footie-playing mafia probably wouldn’t go over very well.

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    Posted: October 26, 2009, 2:29pm EDT
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  • The Return Of Bilo & Biggles: A Reunion Of The Libertines?

    Despite the impracticalities of a 1997-2004 stint as Pete Doherty’s bandmate, Carl Barat has always tended to romanticize the experience: “Finishing off The Libertines almost killed me....

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    Posted: October 26, 2009, 11:42am EDT
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  • Tasty Waves and a Double Slammed Bud

    January Jones has some gorgeous outtakes. (Yeeeah!) Jodie Sweetin talks about sobriety for more meth & coke money. (CS) George Clooney is probably hitting the botox. (CB) Kristen Bell turned...

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    Posted: October 25, 2009, 9:00pm EDT
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  • Too Soon?

    Number of comments: 3
    Until recently Adrianne Curry meant as little to me as I mean to her, which is saying something. But the America’s Next Top Model winner is beginning to worm her way into my heart with her endearing...

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    Posted: October 23, 2009, 2:47pm EDT
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Hello Kitty: Keeping You Alive For The Asskicking

    Number of comments: 1
    Hello Kitty has no mouth, but the upside of this dilemma is that she can still scream. In addition, the annoying little twit can also protect you from the swine flu and keep you looking (allegedly)...

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    Posted: October 23, 2009, 1:14pm EDT
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  • Bronson Pinchot Elaborates (Even More) On Cruise Ice Cream Incident

    Number of comments: 3
    We recently discussed Bronson Pinchot’s “surprisingly informative” interview with The Onion, in which he addressed, among many other things, Tom Cruise & Denzel...

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    Posted: October 23, 2009, 11:16am EDT
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  • Tasty Waves and a Negative Creep Bud



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    Posted: October 23, 2009, 12:16am EDT
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  • Your Daughter’s Face Is Up Here

    And thus we discover where Amy Winehouse learned her classy ways. Mitch Winehouse, appearing on some Brit chat show, decided to compete with Joe Simpson for the coveted title of Dad Making Creepiest...

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    Posted: October 22, 2009, 5:05pm EDT
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  • Trent Reznor Protests Use Of His Music For Torture; Gives It Away To “Fringe”

    While Trent Reznor may technically be celebrating his honeymoon, not even that can stop him from making news. Reznor has joined forces with many other musicians (Tom Morello, Billy Bragg, David...

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    Posted: October 22, 2009, 4:29pm EDT
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  • Spot The Drag Queens

    Number of comments: 3
    You know, I just don’t understand the supposed existence of the non-existent Katie Price/Jordan dichotomy. Those two personalities just aren’t mutually exclusive as far as I can tell....

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    Posted: October 22, 2009, 1:14pm EDT
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  • Tasty Waves and a Deep Throat Bud

    Adrianne Curry does the Princess Leia slave thing. (UMC) Corey Feldman still dresses like Michael Jackson. It’s both unsurprising and rather disturbing. (CS) Lisa Marie Presley, spoiled...

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    Posted: October 22, 2009, 11:26am EDT
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  • Because Nothing Says “I Love You” Like a Robot Goat

    Number of comments: 3
    Russell Brand cuts quite a swathe with the ladies, which is pretty impressive considering he looks like Svengali’s dissolute emo grandson Chuck Svengali. But he seems to be serious, kind of, about...

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    Posted: October 21, 2009, 6:19pm EDT
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  • An Inspirational Role Model

    Number of comments: 5
    It’s Wednesday, hump day, and maybe your work week (like mine) is nothing you’d want to win on a game show. But at least you can take some small comfort in not being Tom Cruise. On Monday, Bronson...

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    Posted: October 21, 2009, 4:43pm EDT
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  • ¿Qué Diablos?

    Number of comments: 1
    Your eyes do not deceive you. In the spirit of Scary Movie and all its illegitimate progeny, Hispano Foxfilm (20th Century Fox International) presents Spanish Movie, which releases in Spain on Dec....

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    Posted: October 21, 2009, 1:52pm EDT
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  • Hitler & Goebbels Hang With The Bear Jew’s Parents

    Some people (might I add, no one in particular) would find it odd that a “scary” guy like Eli Roth actually has parents and wasn’t created by some mad scientist seeking to create...

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    Posted: October 21, 2009, 3:27am EDT
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  • Tasty Waves and a Bendy Bendy Boom Bud

    Mystery Ass: This one’s friendly but may still bite. (Yeeeah!) Gerard Butler talks about his love of threesomes. (CS) Russell Brand tries to nail Katy Perry on a terrace. At a party. And she...

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    Posted: October 21, 2009, 2:07am EDT
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