President Obama showed his true colors today, weakly pardoning a turkey set to be executed in less than 24 hours. Apparently, President Obama decided to spare the obviously guilty bird upon special pleading from his daughters. What next? Are we going to start letting poultry run [...] 
What started out as a bit of a joke looks like it might actually come to fruition--Lou Dobbs apparently is seriously considering running for President of these United States! After deciding to "spend more time with his family," and "leaving" CNN, Dobbs made a few comments [...] 
Perhaps Washington could use this play against the Cowboys on Sunday? Bethel College shows us how to play football, street style!
Before I begin the review, in the interest of full disclosure I must admit that I love disaster movies. Love 'em! The dumber, the better. I don't care to admit how many times I've watched Shelley Winters drown in "The Poseidon Adventure," or cheered when scientists' [...] 
I just saw 2 dogs go walking by, followed by 2 cats, 2 snakes, 2 monkeys, 2 cows, 2 horses, and two buffalo (presumably from the zoo). There's also an old dude outside with a lot of lumber, a hammer, and a saw. Hey, there go two chickens! [...] 
Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN for an undisclosed career move in an undisclosed location. My guess? Heading to Juarez to give out free hugs. [...] 
Mike Huckabee came out swinging against Sarah Palin recently, beginning what is sure to be a feud full of all sorts of folksy sayin's and you betchas! Huckabee is upset because he was supposed to be the candidate who gets by with an "aww shucks" demeanor hiding a rather radical [...]
That's a year to you and me! Anyway, by the time you read this, profit takers will probably drive it down for a daily loss, but I thought it was worth acknowledging. Now get out there and start hiring people! [...] 
Keith Bardwell, the Louisiana justice of the peace (who isn't racist but refuses to marry interracial couples despite this thingie called the Constitution) has decided to spend more time with his family.Congresswoman Virginia Foxx (R-North Carolina) believes that the health care bill now before Congress is worse than terrorism, stating "I believe we have more to fear from the potential of that bill passing than we do from any terrorist right now in any country," and I agree that the comparison [...]
