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• The Onion Rips the Patriots

  —The Hoosierpundit

  Hilarious:
  
  INDIANAPOLIS—As of press time, the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed into halftime with an all-but-insurmountable 24-14 lead.
  
  Barring an almost inconceivable and utterly out-of-character mistake by head coach Bill Belichick, the Patriots have virtually secured a week [...]

  Posted: November 19, 2009, 9:42pm EST
  by Scott

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• The Onion: Patriots Lead Colts at Halftime

  —Masson's Blog

  (H/t Chris Spangle and Josh Gillespie) The Onion gets in on the Patriots-love.

  Patriots Lead Colts at Halftime

  INDIANAPOLIS—At the time of this writing the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed into halftime with an all-but-insurmountable 24-14 lead.

  Barring an almost [...]

  Posted: November 19, 2009, 10:53am EST
  by Doug

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• "[no] values voters"

  —SchansBlog

  A nice parody of "values voters" from the Onion...
  
  Favorite line: "Obama did coke and McCain probably killed some guys in Vietnam-- but for me, that's just not enough"
  
  UPDATE: As PianoMom's comment notes: You should be warned that there is an F-bomb written on a placard [...]

  Posted: November 17, 2009, 5:30pm EST
  

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• Obama's teleprompter breaks down during dinner

  —SchansBlog

  Great stuff from the Onion!
  
  
  Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner [...]

  Posted: November 17, 2009, 5:27pm EST
  

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• websites to check out

  —SchansBlog

  Ads: AdCritic to look up ads like the doghouse ad from JC Penneys
  
  Games: Pogo
  
  Onion-like Humor: Lark News, Ship of Fools,
  
  Funny answers to weird questions: Straight Dope
  
  Bargain basement shopping: Overstock and Smart Bargains
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 2:48pm EST
  

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• the Onion having fun with pregnancy and pro-choice

  —SchansBlog

  From The Onion...
  
  In a bizarre case that has baffled medical professionals across the country, surgeons at Albuquerque's Veterans Memorial Hospital removed a living eight-pound man from the confines of an area woman's vagina Monday.
  
  The unusually small man, who has refused to identify himself or give [...]

  Posted: November 06, 2009, 3:31pm EST
  

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• Dog Scent Lineups

  —Sevens

  I can hardly believe this isn't a joke from The Onion, but there are actually people in jail based solely on a dog alerting on their scent among other scents in a lineup.  The 2004 F.B.I. report warned that dog scent work "should not be used as primary evidence," but' [...]

  Posted: November 04, 2009, 6:38pm EST
  

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