Oh....don't forget the shayna maideleh.
hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh....
And...before I forget...as a general public service to all around the holidays, settle things like one's sexual orientation with one's family members before you light the menorah.
...even if it does make for some great Hostilidays moments.




Footballs.
This was more of a wake-up call than the alarm on my cell phone this morning, I'll tell you that.
What a way to start 
As my grandpa says on hearing such things: