Get drunk, get fat, get sleep, and watch some terrible football.[...]
This is gonna be quick because I'm terrible and because it has to be posted earlier than normal.
This weekend is pretty much just an appetizer to Conference Championship weekend.
Before you yell and say where is so and so team, please read my polling philosophy and then yell afterwards.
Let's take a quick look at what the people are googlin when it comes to the New York Jets...
Wow You Guys Suck: The AFC North, The entire division lost this weekend and they lost badly. The Steelers and Bengals lost to two basement feeders, the Ravens choked away a potential upset of the Colts, and the Browns laughably lost to the Lions. Runners Up: the [...]
Season 2 Episode 2 of Arm Punt Formations starring the Gunslinger with Guest Star the Sanchize.
Here's a quick two picture representation of the difference between what the Jets saw on Sunday and the actual Patriot formations.
At the start of the season the consensus thinking was that the championship game would again be a battle of the Big 12 Champion and the SEC Champion. Most people figured that the winner of the Red River Shootout would run the table and find their way [...]
Here's a simple chart surrounding the ascensions up the AP poll for Cincy who started unranked, Boise St. who started #14 and TCU who started at #17. They now are ranked 4, 5 and 6 respectively.
What an absolute garbage weekend for college football. The #1 and #2 teams are ducking competition and there is no showcase games whatsoever. This might be a good Saturday to run errands. Hell even the normally interesting Michigan vs. Ohio State game is completely irrelevant. The Buckeyes [...]
Here's a quick look at the Preseason AP poll compared to the current AP poll. Movement is tracked with arrows. Those in the preseason poll no longer ranked are X'd and those in the rankings who were not preseason ranked are O'd.
Before you yell and say where is so and so team, please read my polling philosophy and then yell afterwards.
Wow You Guys Suck: Cleveland Browns, Boy am I glad that the Browns were on monday night football with their zero offensive weapons and miserable offensive line. That was so entertaining. Runners Up: the Chiefs and the Raiders cause no one watched that game to have any [...] 
Bill Belichick made by far the biggest decision of the game last night. He decided to go for 4th down on his own 28 yard line. The Pats didn't get it and essentially they were screwed. After the game the entire world stated that this was' [...]
Not many people are actually going to dive into the merits of schedules TCU and Texas to determine whom should be ranked higher. The vast majority of voters are going to pull their standard, let's just rank them where they are or Texas is Texas and TCU [...]
I had a decision to make as a child, do I follow my father's divergent confusing fanhood* or do I blaze my own path. I was a stupid child so naturally I decided to blaze my own path. Great fucking choice assshole. Being a Jet absolutely fan [...]
~In honor of Hart's request for thoughts surrounding the Pats vs. Colts this weekend here is a version of quick notes surrounding this weekends games.
Last night Lebron James announced that he was planning to give up the number 23 at the end of the season and would be switching to the number 6. He intimated that nobody should be wearing #23 in the entire NBA.
Here's a quick regression which builds on the NFL is a Quarterback's League post from a week ago. The below chart shows Games above .500 in comparison to the starting quarterback's QB rating.
Graphic designer Ken Carbone decided that there were a few NFL helmets he thought were bland, boring and all together unappealing. As a result he decided to redesign three teams helmets. Here's the result for the Patriots. If the Pats wore these helmets on a week' [...]
It's time for Spurrier to take another crack at knocking the Gators off. Hasn't really worked so well for him in the past and chances are it won't be working on Saturday either.
Blogging the Offseason is a 30 team series in which I ask a blogging representative from each MLB team a series of ten questions about their desires and thoughts surrounding the offseason. Check out all of them here.
Before you yell and say where is so and so team, please read my polling philosophy and then yell afterwards.
In honor of Veteran's day here's a twenty question trivia intermingling the US Branches of Military and Sports.
Both the Jets and the Vikings were on a bye this past weekend but since the it is now halfway through the season I figured it would be a good time to check in on Favre 2008 vs. Favre 2009.
Wow You Guys Suck: Washington Redskins, To think I actually thought you were going to not finish below .500 this season. What a fool I am. The Redskins are a joke from head to toe. The Coach makes statements that are baffling. The owners an ass. The [...]
It's that time again... time to predict the college basketball season ineptly.
The 2009 Iowa Hawkeyes were a team defined by close calls and it started off in the first week of the season against Northern Iowa of all teams. The Hawkeyes holding just a 1 point lead with a handful of seconds left lined up against a NIU [...]
So the baseball season is over. Let us take a quick look at my predictions...
After a horrendous week, I feel like just guessing.
This weekend is all about Nick Saban. It's Nick Saban's world and he'll where a stupid straw hat if he wants to.
Let's take a quick look back at some of the players from 2001-2008 that never got to lift up a World Series trophy with the Yankees.
~The main cogs in the game 6 wheel were very fitting. Andy Pettitte picking up the victory. Mariano closing the door. Jeter going 3-5. Matsui picking up his first World Series ring and doing it in style. Oh and Pedro lost.
In the words of Dave Chappelle as Rick James... "It's a Celebration Bitches!"
Wow You Guys Suck: Detroit Lions, You lose to a team that is 0-7 and has pretty much won the Wow You Guys Suck award every single week. I guess the Lions are lucky that they had the Redskins on their schedule this season, else they might [...]
Before you yell and say where is so and so team, please read my polling philosophy and then yell afterwards.
Charlie Manuels press conferences are so epic, they deserve their very own comic strip.
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The Jets lose in horrendous fashion so naturally its time to rejoice with miserable sarcasm. Take it away Bart:
~The ninth inning for the Phillies was a managerial debacle. First off if you run the shift with a person who has speed on first base someone on your team has to know that they need to cover third base. Whether it be Ruiz sprinting immediately following [...]
Boomer and Carton said they wanted a centaur photo and that first person that got them a pic got tickets. And I was bored so here it is...
In week 1 of the season the Oregon Ducks traveled to the land of the smurf turf and got their asses handed to them. Boise St. handled Oregon's rushing attack throughout the entire night and held the mighty Ducks offense to just one touchdown. On that night [...]
The first 4-1 week of the year came last week so why not improve it to 5-0 this week. 