Number of comments: 5 Ain't gonna lie... I'm coming out of a fog. A deep one. I've been crushed by my job the last year, couple years, who knows how long. Just haven't been able to be normal and happy with my life - and my life is actually pretty awesome. But [...]
Number of comments: 0 I know the perils of transitive results in college football. Matchups matter, other externalities may affect results, injuries can happen, etc. But when it's a one week difference for comparisons, and a number of the externalities would normally work against the point you're trying to make, well, I'll make an' [...]
Number of comments: 1 Assume for the moment that South Carolina is capable, or at least competent offensively. Now, hypothesize that Georgia would play an aggressive, risk-taking defense, rather than a keep-everything-in-front-of you, no big plays defense. What percentage of drives do you believe would end in a punt or turnover as [...]
Number of comments: 0 So I read Phil Steele on the can, and it could be said that I'm not exactly studying during that time. So I want to make sure I remember a few nuggs that kind of jump off the page. In his "Football 365 Days a Year" piece, which sticks' [...]
Number of comments: 1 1. The Duchess. Has not this film been made a dozen times before? Who ponies up the (I'd guess sizable amount of) money to produce these sorts of films? What's the audience? I'm not sure why I was a part of it. You're Fired. 2. Transsiberian. I've always' [...]
Number of comments: 0 Just had a lot on my plate lately is all...
2 young kids, both hilarious and amazing. Major renovations to Douchebag Manor. The economy has rediscovered my real job and has provided me with a way to spend a sizable amount of time. And all sorts of other things [...]
And I got a new kid a week and a half ago. There is now an Earl of Douchebag and he looks like a miniature version of Boris Becker circa 1988. He's awesome.
And my daughter now demands "Bagel Butter" on any [...]
Number of comments: 1 So Curt Schilling says if he comes back he'd want to take on the "challenge" of either the Cubs or Rays. The Cubs had the best record in the National League and the second best record in the Majors in 2008. The Rays made the World Series last year' [...]
Number of comments: 1 1. Â Leatherheads. Â I fell asleep. Â What was attempted was not as entertaining as what resulted. Â You're Fired. 2. Â Eagle Eye. Â I did not fall asleep, but this sucked. Â SPOILER ALERT: They steal the ending from the Simpsons episode where Homer remakes Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. Â And' [...]
Number of comments: 0 Our economy sucks a fatttttt dick right now; I am ready for things to turn around now. now. now. now. now. But in the meantime, I suppose it's OK to think it's good enough that marauding tribes of machete-wielding zealots aren't murdering our families in our sleep. Â positivity.. Â really.[...]
Number of comments: 0 Done this in past years. Â Rankings based upon who had the best season at winning each game on their schedule. Â Ties among teams with the same record are broken via ColleyRatings strength of schedule, except where one team won a head-to-head matchup. Â Full list below the fold.
Number of comments: 0 I love Les Miles. Any man who will run a fake punt while up 35 in the 4th quarter on Georgia Tech gets my lifelong affection. Â Bravo to you, sir. Â Amazing dickishness. Â All my praise comes your way. Â [...]
Number of comments: 1 This play is a microcosm of how the Georgia-Georgia Tech series has typically gone (this year notwithstanding). That is all. [...]
Number of comments: 2 MAKE JORMA TACCONE A CAST MEMBER OF SNL.
He's a writer and was hysterical in the classic digital short last night. Â Dude is a genius. Â If you haven't already, go rent Hot Rod and focus on Kevin. Â Hilarious.
Number of comments: 1 Oh crap I'm way behind on these. Â I know I've missed some of them... 1. Â Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Â Waste of time. Â Old people running but not hilariously. Â And homages to movies that weren't that good to begin with. Â And that's before we get [...]
Number of comments: 0 472 yards rushing against a D that only gave up 23 points and 345 total yards to Florida? And we gave up how many yards to that freshman Kentucky QB on the option? Scary.
I'm not feeling as good about 8 in a row as I was a' [...]
Number of comments: 4 Looks like a Disney New Years for UGA. Dawg fans hoping for the Cotton Bowl need to learn the rules. The BCS will likely take both Alabama and Florida. Capital One picks first of the remaining SEC teams. Even if we lose to Tech, I don't see the erstwhile' [...]
Number of comments: 1 I've been following the English Premier League far more closely than in previous years, and one of the things I've noticed about the people who cover the sport is that there is a remarkable division of ability and talent among pundits and opinioneers over in England, and how that compares [...]
Number of comments: 1 Which team is better? Team A:5-21 win vs 1-AA/FCS opponentUnbeaten in own conference438 yards per game (20th nationally)34 points per game (25th)338 yards allowed per game (49th)22 points allowed per game (49th)113th toughest schedule according to Colley Ratings97th toughest schedule according to GBEBoth losses to top-15 teams (one team is [...]
Number of comments: 0 Which team is better? Team A:7-02 wins vs. 1-AA/FBS opponents45.9 points per game on offense (5th)557 yards per game on offense (2nd)21.1 points allowed per game on defense (43rd)24.8 scoring margin126th toughest schedule according to Colley Rankings116th toughest schedule according to GBEAgainst toughest opponent: home vs. 4-3 team, in overtime, [...]
Number of comments: 4 Despite very few upsets this weekend, the Dawgs did move up a few notches on the ladder of the college football elite with the publication of the official BCS standings for the first time this year. The human voters feel no different about us. In the Harris and Coaches [...]
Number of comments: 5 There's something a little strange about being a Georgia football fan that a lot of our rivals don't quite understand. It's the sticky issue of having multiple hated rivals, but not one that is head and shoulders above of the rest in terms of the emotions raised by such a team. Some teams have' [...]
Those vacuous, narrow-set eyes. That pursed-lip scowl, so cognizant of self-mediocrity. Those many telling chins. So familiar. Where have I seen them before? Could it be that Nick Stephens' recent promotion to starter was born not only of the pathetic performance of Jonathan Crompton,' [...]
Number of comments: 0 So on the Falcons game there was a pretaped segment on "Getting to Know" Roddy White, and we learned that he was a 2 time state champion wrestler. More importantly, he said it was a family tradition, and that he had several successful wrestlers in his family.
Number of comments: 3 1. William Hung has more rhythm than the officiating crew of the USC-UGA game. The only thing they were good at was stopping frequently enough to allow me to replenish my beer. So thanks for the hangover, incompetent refs!
2. On that same note, I don't think the refs' [...]
Number of comments: 1 I have long been annoyed by the deluded fan-sac who passionately, pathetically brandishes a single finger at the camera, frantically declaring the numerical supremacy of his beloved football squad. In reality, his team may not have cracked the top 25, but don't tell that to' [...]
Number of comments: 0 I always appreciate an emcee who goes a bit further than his audience or producers would like. And his hair looks like a 1985 Jersey skank in a camaro.
Also, his columns on the Premiership in the Guardian are usually extremely interesting and well written. [...]
Number of comments: 0 One of the nicer things about not having College Football around is the complete lack of Penn Wagers' presence in our living rooms and stadia.
How that guy has a job still is a question science cannot answer.' [...]
Number of comments: 2 So yeah, I haven't written on this site much, and hopefully a lot of folks think it's dead. I suppose I owe folks an explanation...
WHY?
Well, I've got other stuff going on, so it's not as much a priority.
Number of comments: 0 This Week on ABC is having their political roundtable, and from what I can tell, David Freaking Brooks is representing the most liberal view on such roundtable this week.
Two ideological conservatives, two nonideological journalists and a referee. This definitely presents all views.
Number of comments: 1 Think I've got them all this time...
1. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. A thoroughly interesting film. Exceptional acting and directing. And, oh, the lovely Marie-Josee Croze, one of my personal favorites. What I liked best about it was that it wasn't particularly inspiring to me, [...]
Number of comments: 0 I actually voted in the ESPN Title Town USA thing. And I picked the winner too. I spent a summer in Title Town USA! Magic Square indeed!
Easiest job in the world today: Editor in Chief for the VD Times. [...]
Number of comments: 2 1. Â I Am Legend. Â For a big action movie, this was sure subtle. Â I kept waiting for the "whoa" scene, but it never came. Â Initially, I thought that might be a credit to the film, but thinking back, I mean, isn't this supposed to be a big Will Smith [...]
Number of comments: 1 Overall: Â I know it's not bold, but I like Germany to take the Euro 2008 title. Â As a surprise team, I'd back Russia. Â Here's my ladder of rooting for teams in this tournament: 1. Â Spain2. Â Germany3. Â Croatia4. Â Russia5. Â Sweden6. Â Holland7. Â Turkey8. Â Greece9. Â Romania10. Â France11. Â Switzerland12. Â Austria13. Â Czech Republic14. Â Poland15. Â Italy16. [...]
Number of comments: 1 So, I suppose I owe an explanation as to why the posts have gotten so sporadic. Last May, the Lady and I had a daughter. Â She's a lot more mobile now, and more interesting than when she just sat and slept and pooped and ate. Â Not that I don't find [...]
Number of comments: 0 Big backlog, so I'll try to be brief.
1. Â Grandma's Boy: Â Got some moments, but just felt like it could've been a little funnier. Â Overall the cast was funny and all of them deserve more and better roles. Â But there are too many stretches without laughs, or just [...]
Number of comments: 0 I find the Atlanta Hawks mystifying. I want to root for them, because I have a real sense of "buy low, cash in big" with this team, but then I think they are already underperforming greatly. There is talent on this team, but they aren't performing well. I found myself [...]
Number of comments: 1 So, while drinking in L'Oncle Antoine, a pub located in a 1700's building in Vieux Quebec, a Quebecois hockey fan assured me that within the next couple of weeks, Marian Hossa will be a Montreal Canadien. Makes sense to me. Â Hawks make a trade to add a relatively pricey player, [...]
Number of comments: 3 1. The Namesake. Alright. I never noticed Kal Penn as having an oddly big nose in House or Harold and Kumar, so was it a prosthetic in this? In the few Mira Nair movies I've seen, music seems to dominate certain scenes (almost to a distraction), and this is [...]
Number of comments: 1 As always, these are objective rankings based solely on wins and losses, with strength of schedule and head-to-head competition the only tiebreakers. This list does not depict who is the "best" team, only which teams have done the "best" at winning every game on their schedule. Number in parentheses is [...]
Number of comments: 4 In one segment this morning on 790 the Zone, Steak, Dimino and Cellini were talking about the Johan Santana trade. In a 3 minute span, Steak Shapiro made the following errors:
Called Hanley Ramirez, "Aramis Ramirez".
Called Anibal Sanchez, "Aramis Sanchez".
Called Carlos Beltran, "Carlos Beltre".
Mentioned the Braves' starting pitchers (listed them [...]
Number of comments: 2 Thus begins a new running series here at the Corporate Headquarters. I will offer a middle name, and a multiple choice of potential NFL players. You make the call, and the answer will be below the fold. Our first name is:
Number of comments: 5 Do the same replay officials work with a particular crew of referees? I took issue here with Penn Wagers and his crew's interpretation of the rules that enabled Bama to squeak out a win in Oxford, and possibly cost Orgeron his job. Again, a penalty flag falls from the [...]
Number of comments: 0 Before the day was over, I wanted to wish everyone a glorious Festivus. Readers, a donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund ("money... for people"). Considering that this blog is just a constant stream-of-consciousness Airing of Grievances, we shall now move on to the feats of [...]
Number of comments: 1 1. 28 Weeks Later. Lively, but doesn't come close to the greatness of its predecessor. Big problem with the way Carlyle's character didn't exhibit the typical zombie mindlessness. While watching it, I enjoyed the ride (you can't beat a handheld camera and running from zombies), but it didn't [...]
Number of comments: 7 The M Zone calls a team's record against ranked opponents the "dumbest stat in college football". I, for one, think punting statistics are the dumbest in college football, because they don't take into account the intent of a particular punt (if punters are pooching or cornering kicks frequently, the [...]
Number of comments: 1 Stewart Mandel is a frequent target of this blog, because I think he writes conventional wisdom and often fails to analyze such critically (and because I think he has a limited understanding of the sport he covers). But this post is not to bash him (which I most certainly could, [...]
Number of comments: 11 He's perfect for those insane morons in the Ozarks. Â From the AJC: Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville said that he had LSU No. 1 on his ballot followed by Oklahoma, Ohio State, Hawaii, and Georgia.
"Winning our conference championship means a lot to me," said Tuberville, whose team lost [...]
Number of comments: 4 Results Here. Here's the nutshell: 1) Â You shouldn't pay any attention to how we vote from week to week, because we'll elevate whoever we want based on rules never enunciated and for whatever reason we decide this year is important. 2) Â There are eleven of us voters so corrupt [...]
Number of comments: 4 Last night, the late SportsCenter invited the coaches of several schools competing for a slot in the BCS National Championship Game to come on the show via calling in and state the case for their team. Â Here, briefly, is what the three coaches said: Mark Richt: It's a bad system. [...]
The Wannstache virus has officially liquefied all of the BCS's internal organs, its body falling limp to the ground with a gory splash of blood, shit, and bile. So many teams have a legitimate argument to be in the National Championship Game. All we know for sure is that the [...]
Polls are supposed to provide an objective analysis where subjectivity is insufficient (or at least that's what people tell me). Here's the thing. Two ATROCIOUS phantom holding calls effectively removed 6 points from Pittsburgh's score tally and gave the ball back to West Virginia undeservedly. (and another excessive celebration penalty [...]
You are a fucking fuck, Kirk Herbstreit. You don't know me, you fucking ass hat. I've never even met Jon Tenuta. Don't fucking talk about me again, shitstick. [...]
Number of comments: 12 A lot of Dawg fans are excited about the possibility of an Oklahoma win putting UGA into a Pasadena showdown with USC. LD and I don't think it's that simple or likely. I think that it's about a 95% chance Georgia goes to the Orange to face the [...]
Number of comments: 3 Week Thirteen November 24, 2007 Kansas City, Missouri - Missouri vs. Kansas
Looking back over the season, I'm thinking this is probably the biggest game they attended all year. The 2 visits to Oregon might be close. Oh, and definitely that Williams-Amherst game is right up there. First really [...]
Number of comments: 5 So many different bowl possibilities for the Dawgs at this point. Lose to Georgia Tech on Saturday and we could be in the Nugget Bowl (again), the Outback, or possibly the Cotton, given so many terrible records in the SEC West. Take care of business on the Flats, and at [...]
As always, these are objective rankings based solely on wins and losses, with strength of schedule and head-to-head competition the only tiebreakers. This list does not depict who is the "best" team, only which teams have done the "best" at winning every game on their schedule. Number in parentheses is [...]
Week Twelve November 17, 2007 Ann Arbor, Michigan - Ohio State vs. Michigan
Big 10 title on the line, but surely this can't be the hype machine it would've been had both OSU and UofM not lost last week? Please? At least there's a massive crowd on hand, unlike [...]
1) Is it possible that Georgia could have both the Offensive and Defensive Freshmen of the Year in the SEC? Who's better than Knowshon Moreno and Rennie Curran at each respective slot?
2) I'm sure the SEC coach of the year will be Croom, but might the psychological [...]
Week Eleven November 10, 2007 Williamstown, Massachusetts - Amherst at Williams
Small school road trip. I've written my piece on it already. I like that they sometimes cover schools a little off the national radar, but I also wonder whether this was the right place to do it. I [...]
Over the last few weeks I've ranted and raved about various polling things. Yes, I complained about UConn and what I perceived as what should be subjective polling using the easy way out. UConn got whipped by Cincinnati last week. So now I have to find a new target. Let's [...]
Yesterday afternoon's atrociously officiated game (more on that in a second) raised the question on the offsetting penalties question in the previous post.
With a little more than 6 minutes to go in the third quarter, Auburn up 20-17. Georgia returns the ball to the 32. Knowshon Moreno ran [...]
Read today that Gameday is going to be not at Ohio State-Illinois or Georgia-Auburn (the only matchup of ranked opponents) or even one of the ABC prime time sites (College Park, MD and Stillwater, OK). Instead, they're going to bucolic Williamstown, Massachusetts for the Amherst-Williams game.
1) The next time you hear Sparky the Sportscaster talk trash about the Big XII North as not being competitive with the South, mention this: so far this year the record between the two divisions is a level 8-8, with Kansas-Oklahoma State and Missouri-A&M remaining (and both North teams should [...]
So I just posted this week's Lebowski Ratings. In case you've never seen them before, the reason why I started them was to create a list based on purely objective rationales that are simple and easily understood for all programs prior to beginning the season and which attempts to eliminate [...]
It's version 4, but I've missed 2 weeks along the way, so it should be version 6. As always, this list is purely based on wins and losses with SOS as the tiebreaker (except where head to head trumps SOS). This list does not say "who is best" or "who [...]
In case you missed the odd turn of events during tonight's ACC showdown, some nerd at Georgia Tech hacked into the video surveillance system to circumvent the camera pointed at the visiting locker room so he could steal the jerseys of four of Virginia Tech's [...]
A genius ploy by the Georgia head coach. Did it win the game? No. Did it get the team into the right frame of mind to do so? An emphatic yes. It certainly helped bring about the team-wide focus that turned the dropped passes of yesteryears into touchdowns and third-down [...]
Week Nine October 27, 2007 State College, Pennsylvania - Ohio State at Penn State
Got a feeling this one is going to come easy for me, because things have definitely been looking up in the world. Sunny outlook on my face. Bet there's little to get pissed about.
Just past the halfway spot in college football, and I thought it might be interesting to see where each conference is in terms of teams controlling their own destiny en route to a conference title.
Controlling one's own destiny means that if you win the remainder of your [...]
Really 2007.4, because I missed last week (when, believe it or not, Arizona State would've topped the list). Remember, these are performance rankings alone - in the simplest form. This list does not attempt to say which teams are "the best", or make any judgments as to who would beat [...]
Week Eight October 20, 2007 Lexington, Kentucky - Florida at Kentucky
Sorry about missing last week. The flu put me out of commission for 3 days, and then making up in other, real-life areas made spending three hours or so recapping something already kind of stale pretty much impossible, [...]
I had the flu all week, so Gameday and Lebowskis suffered along with me. Skipping this week, starting anew next.
On an entirely different note, here's why I should not be a football coach... Were I Steve Kragthorpe, and I had been suffered a hilariously bullshit non-call like the [...]
I don't know how the dude in the booth escaped from Vaught-Hemingway without having his eyes ripped out and chewed up by the Orgeron. I've scoured the NCAA rulebook, and I can find no authority allowing the replay official to throw a flag that was not thrown on the play. [...]
Week Six October 6, 2007 Baton Rouge, Louisiana - Florida at LSU
Second visit to Red Stick, third visit to the SEC. Hopefully this recap won't be tainted by some lingering bitterness from last weekend. Also, hopefully the show will keep up the relatively speaking "good" streak they've been [...]
I have tried about 10 different ways of starting this post. I tried to be clever, but KSK has the Peter King angle covered a billion times clevererererer. I tired hyperbole, but it seemed stale. I simply cannot convey the incredulity I feel when I read this: