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  • Mission Accomplished

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    Another NaBloPoMo in the books!

    Yay me! [...]
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    Posted: November 30, 2009, 9:31am EST
    by Chag

  • Songs From Ads

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    On Tuesday night, I did another one of my Nameless Twitter Radio Shows. This week's theme was songs from television ads. Here's the playlist:
    Nike: List of Demands (Reparations) by Saul Williams (me)Dove: La Breeze by Simian (me)Target: September by Earth, Wind, & Fire (Spookiez Spot)Taco Bell: One More [...]
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    Posted: November 29, 2009, 12:47am EST
    by Chag

  • Beating Bill Simmons 2009: Week Twelve

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    I've got two goals for this weekend -- to go a perfect 16-0 with my picks and to get the Christmas tree up and decorated. Something tells me I'll accomplish neither.

    Here are my picks for week 12 (home teams in caps, Bill's picks in red):

    Bucs (+12) [...]
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    Posted: November 28, 2009, 8:16am EST
    by Chag

  • Xmas On Black Friday

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    Why do I love this song?
    It's Christmas music.It's sung by Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.I have the maturity level of an eight-year-old boy.
    Enjoy!

    [...]
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    Posted: November 27, 2009, 9:17pm EST
    by Chag

  • Thanksgiving

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    Turkey, football, and family!

    Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving!

    [...]
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    Posted: November 26, 2009, 7:23am EST
    by Chag

  • Beating Bill Simmons 2009: Thanksgiving Games

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    Did awful last week. I don't why I keep doing this. Here are my picks for Thursday's games (home teams in CAPS, Bill's picks in red):

    Packers (-10.5) over LIONS
    COWBOYS (-13.5) over Raiders
    BRONCOS (+7) over Giants
    Last WeekMe: 6-10
    Simmons: 6-10

    SeasonMe: 81-76-3
    Simmons: 90-67-3[...]
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    Posted: November 25, 2009, 8:00pm EST
    by Chag

  • Tweets Of The Week XVI

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    Not much tweeting this week.
    Based on the number of PR pitches I receive each day, I would hate to see the inbox of a popular blogger. -- 11.19.09

    The Goods? They should've called it The Bads. Awful, awful movie. -- 11.21.09
    ' [...]
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    Posted: November 24, 2009, 9:08pm EST
    by Chag

  • Random Thoughts From The Mall

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    Observations from this weekend's trip to Concord Mills, North Carolina's #1 tourist attraction:
    New Moon! New Moon! New Moon! New Moon! New Moon! That shit was everywhere.

    Case in point: I saw two men in their mid-thirties walking through the mall. One had a shirt which read "I Run" [...]
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    Posted: November 23, 2009, 12:07am EST
    by Chag

  • Beating Bill Simmons 2009: Week Eleven

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    Too lazy for my Power Poll and commentary, so let's get to the picks (home team in caps, Bill's picks in red):

    Redskins (+11) over COWBOYS
    LIONS (-3.5) over Browns
    PACKERS (-6.5) over Niners
    Steelers (-10) CHIEFS
    GIANTS (-6.5) over Falcons
    Saints (-11) over BUCS
    JAGS (-8.5) over Bills
    [...]
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    Posted: November 22, 2009, 12:30am EST
    by Chag

  • Songs About Satan

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    On Tuesday night, I did another one of my Nameless Twitter Radio Shows. Since I covered songs about God and Jesus the previous week, I thought it was only fair to give the Devil his due. Here's the playlist:
    Run Devil Run by Jenny Lewis (me)The Devil's Right Hand by [...]
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    Posted: November 21, 2009, 7:52pm EST
    by Chag

  • Because It's Never Too Early For Christmas Music

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    Here's I Wish It Was Christmas Today by the frontman of The Strokes, Julian Casablancas:



    And yes, you've heard this tune somewhere else before. ' [...]
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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 12:15am EST
    by Chag

  • I Need My Own Man Cave

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    With both the Tar Heels and the Panthers on TV tonight, I need a home theater system with nine TVs (in case you're wondering what to get me for Christmas).

    Until then, I'll just have to keep dragging myself to the sports bar.

    Of course, I have to [...]
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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 3:49pm EST
    by Chag

  • Yet Another Open Letter To My Daughter

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    Dear Zoey--

    You know we love you and would love to give you anything your little heart desires.

    Within reason.

    I don't quite understand why you want those stupid things. Maybe you're proud of your family? Maybe you're just in love with your name? I don't know.
    [...]
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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 9:09pm EST
    by Chag

  • Tweets Of The Week XV

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    Ten whole tweets this week. You guys are lucky, lucky devils!
    Wanted: Pretty woman who knows how to build an ark. Ability to work in a bikini a plus. Please send pictures with references. -- 11.11.09

    What the hell is The Weather Channel doing playing Sublime during the [...]
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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 9:00pm EST
    by Chag

  • When You Call Something "Untitled," Aren't You Titling It?

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    We're going to be spending the night at a Ronald McDonald House in a few weeks.

    I really hope we get to meet Grimace. ' [...]
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    Posted: November 16, 2009, 9:37pm EST
    by Chag

  • An Open Letter To My Daughter

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    Dear Zoey--

    First of all, we're both really impressed that you've recently started reading nonfiction books. While we love hearing of the trials and tribulations of Katie Kazoo, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, Stink, and that wimpy little bastard, it's nice to hear you spouting off facts for a change. And no, [...]
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    Posted: November 15, 2009, 9:49pm EST
    by Chag

  • Beating Bill Simmons 2009: Week Ten

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    Cynical Dad NFL Power Index Here are my top six teams in the NFL:
    New Orleans Saints (8-0)Indianapolis Colts (8-0)Minnesota Vikings (7-1)New England Patriots (6-2)Pittsburgh Steelers (6-2)Dallas Cowboys (6-2)
    Already 1-0 for the week after Thursday night's snoozefest. Here are my picks for week ten (home teams in CAPS, Bill's [...]
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    Posted: November 14, 2009, 9:30pm EST
    by Chag

  • Songs About God & Jesus

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    On Tuesday night, I did another one of my Nameless Twitter Radio Shows. This week's theme was songs that mentioned God or Jesus. Here's the playlist:
    Jesus Chrysler Drives A Dodge by Screaming Blue Messiahs (me)Shine On Sweet Jesus by The Flaming Lips (me)Dear God by XTC (Mommymae)God by [...]
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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 10:24pm EST
    by Chag

  • Magical Evening

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    It's that time of year again: beginning tonight, the NFL expands its programming to three nights a week! Yeah, baby!

    Unfortunately, we do not have DirecTV and my cable provider, Time Warner, is still engaging in a pissing match with the NFL Network and refuses to carry that channel.[...]
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    Posted: November 12, 2009, 6:00pm EST
    by Chag

  • When Good Blogs Go Bad

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    I think I've made it abundantly clear in the past that music has always been an important aspect of my life. I run my Nameless Twitter Radio Show every week. Hell, this makes the 90th post on Cynical Dad that I've tagged Music.

    But try as I [...]
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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 9:30pm EST
    by Chag

  • Tweets Of The Week XIV

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    I'm not good at introductions.
    Guess what I found out today? If you drop your camera on concrete, it breaks! Who knew? -- 11.07.09

    I drove a Segway for the first time today. Rockin' like it's 2002! -- 11.08.09

    Hey kids! See that new big thing' [...]
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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 9:03pm EST
    by Chag

  • Sometimes I Forget

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    Quick! What has two thumbs and should probably tell people he's going to do something before he starts doing it? This guy!

    Bonus joke: What has two thumbs and never gets tired of this joke? This guy!

    But back to the first joke. I'm doing NaBloPoMo again [...]
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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 8:51am EST
    by Chag

  • Weezer

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    On Tuesday night, I did another one of my Nameless Twitter Radio Shows. This week's them was nothing but Weezer, in honor of the release of Raditude. Here's the playlist:
    (If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To (me)The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived (Variations On' [...]
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    Posted: November 08, 2009, 10:20pm EST
    by Chag

  • Beating Bill Simmons 2009: Week Nine

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    No time for commentary this week. But after my poor showing last week, is that really such a bad thing?

    Here are my picks for week nine (home teams in CAPS, Bill's picks in red):

    FALCONS (-10) over Redskins
    Cards (+3) over BEARS
    Ravens (-3) over BENGALS
    Texans' [...]
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    Posted: November 07, 2009, 10:13pm EST
    by Chag

  • Friday Night Earworm

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    This, my friends, is how to make a music video:



    And if you're reading this and the video has been pulled, it was for the latest single, You Know Me, by Robbie Williams. [...]
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    Posted: November 06, 2009, 6:34pm EST
    by Chag

  • Man In Car

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    Rejected. Again.

    Maybe it was the repulsive stench of fear, desperation, and awkwardness that permeated through every pore of my body.

    Maybe it was the robotic spiel where I spit out a thousand words in ninety seconds without coming up for air.

    Maybe they watched me rehearse [...]
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    Posted: November 05, 2009, 11:25pm EST
    by Chag

  • 27

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    It's the top of the ninth and the Yankees are leading 7-3 over the Phillies. They are three outs away from their 27th Word Series title. Time to jump in and provide commentary!

    11:38 PM Personally, I thought it was a bad idea to bring Rivera in so early.' [...]
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    Posted: November 04, 2009, 11:33pm EST
    by Chag

  • Tweets Of The Week XIII

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    Yeah. That time again.
    So there's an online service that lets you rent books (like Netflix, only with books). Um... isn't this called a library? -- 10.30.09

    I wish my kids were old enough to go to haunted houses. Or weren't afraid of haunted houses. -- 10.30.09
    ' [...]
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    Posted: November 03, 2009, 9:12pm EST
    by Chag

  • An Open Letter To Joe Girardi

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    Hey Joe--

    First of all, I've got to tell you I'm a lifelong Yankees fan. I also feel you've done a hell of a job managing the team and the different personalities this year. Hell, A-Rod alone must've caused more than a few gray hairs!

    Now that the [...]
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    Posted: November 02, 2009, 4:29pm EST
    by Chag

  • More Scary Music

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    On Tuesday night, I did another one of my Nameless Twitter Radio Shows. This week's theme was scary music. Like last year's Halloween show, I played horror movie trailers between songs. Unlike last year's Halloween show, I showed up 30 minutes late.

    Anyway, here's the playlist:
    Mechanical Man by [...]
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    Posted: November 01, 2009, 11:12pm EST
    by Chag
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