Distorting the Medium

• The Eyes Seem to Follow YouWhen I ...

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  The Eyes Seem to Follow YouWhen I feel stressed out, I just look at the postcard of Jim. J. Bullock and find the strength to go on. [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 10:24pm EST
  by Chris

• Comic strip mashups I think the Sin ...

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  Comic strip mashups I think the Sin City one is my favorite, but they're all good.' [...]
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  Posted: October 28, 2009, 9:45pm EDT
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• No One Should Die at a Concert, ...

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  No One Should Die at a Concert, But Everyone Should Die at a RaveSome music reviews:Megadeth - Endgame - If Dave Mustaine would drop the whole Jesus thing, get back on the drugs, stop talking about how he was unfairly kicked out of Metallica, and just concentrate on thrashing, he [...]
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  Posted: October 23, 2009, 12:45am EDT
  by Chris

• Trapped Under Vice Looks like Fenriz of ...

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  Trapped Under Vice Looks like Fenriz of Darkthrone put together a mix CD for Vice magazine. As you might expect, Fenriz has impeccable taste in music. Money quote - " I also start with two tracks that have a really underground sound, so I will lose all posers that try" [...]
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  Posted: October 18, 2009, 9:51pm EDT
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• Oh Mummy!This is only really funny if ...

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  Oh Mummy!This is only really funny if you've seen the Doctor Who episode "Pyramids of Mars" about 20 times, like I have.' [...]
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  Posted: October 18, 2009, 11:18am EDT
  by Chris

• Good Thing My Professional Football Career Never ...

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  Good Thing My Professional Football Career Never Got off the Ground I'm sticking with Dance Dance Revolution.' [...]
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 11:42pm EDT
  by Chris

• Kate Gosselin Does not Deserve Our Pity ...

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  Kate Gosselin Does not Deserve Our Pity So true, but I don't know if we'll ever be rid of her. The problem is that if you watch Jon and Kate Plus 8 then you have to get someone else to watch an episode within seven days, or else Kate Gosselin [...]
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  Posted: October 10, 2009, 10:15am EDT
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• Regretsy I really need that brushed fleece ...

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  Regretsy I really need that brushed fleece poncho. [...]
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  Posted: October 10, 2009, 10:05am EDT
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• Clearing Up a Few MisconceptionsAfter watching this ...

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  Clearing Up a Few MisconceptionsAfter watching this classic W.A.S.P. video, you may be under the impression that nurses spend their nights capturing the souls of young women, putting them in test tubes, and then dancing around in skimpy outfits and working out on exercise machines. My wife is a nurse [...]
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  Posted: September 27, 2009, 10:10pm EDT
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• Random Thought from a New HomeownerSurely there's ...

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  Random Thought from a New HomeownerSurely there's a easy way to tell the plants from the weeds in my yard. Maybe I should just pave it all over to be safe. [...]
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  Posted: September 27, 2009, 10:07pm EDT
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• Paul Levitz out at DC What does ...

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  Paul Levitz out at DC What does this mean for the future? Who knows. If it means more money for DC to keep doing what they're doing, then that's a good thing, even though I detest all the mega-crossovers DC has been releasing. At least I can ignore all that' [...]
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  Posted: September 09, 2009, 8:51pm EDT
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• The Footnotes of Madmen Fun historical trivia ...

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  The Footnotes of Madmen Fun historical trivia about each episode. Even more exciting: official Patio T-shirts. [...]
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  Posted: September 09, 2009, 7:07pm EDT
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• The Wolf is at your Door The ...

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  The Wolf is at your Door The shirt is lame as hell, but the user comments are pure gold. [...]
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  Posted: July 03, 2009, 6:04pm EDT
  by Chris

• Cheer up AmericaOnly the biodegradable portion of ...

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  Cheer up AmericaOnly the biodegradable portion of Michael Jackson is gone. With all the plastic surgery he's had, we will still have parts of Michael Jackson around for years to come. [...]
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  Posted: June 26, 2009, 9:38am EDT
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• Hipsters That is ...

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  Hipsters That is all. [...]
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  Posted: May 18, 2009, 9:59pm EDT
  

• Philadelphians don't want slot machines in the ...

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  Philadelphians don't want slot machines in the Gallery I can understand this. When you're at The Gallery, and you have to deal with the drugged-out homeless people, the incredibly fat women with their broods of feral children, and the bathrooms that look like a scene from Pier Paolo Pasolini’s film [...]
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  Posted: May 03, 2009, 1:43pm EDT
  

• Gorguts covering Morbid ...

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  Gorguts covering Morbid AngelAwesome! [...]
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  Posted: April 10, 2009, 7:23pm EDT
  

• I Did Not Know Haemorrhage Has a ...

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  I Did Not Know Haemorrhage Has a Music VideoOh happy day! [...]
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  Posted: April 10, 2009, 7:16pm EDT
  

• Voivod tearing it upGood ...

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  Voivod tearing it upGood times. [...]
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  Posted: April 10, 2009, 6:28pm EDT
  

• Information Wants to Be FreeBut sometimes there's ...

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  Information Wants to Be FreeBut sometimes there's just a little too much information, especially on Facebook -Exhibit AExhibit BSome of this stuff is not safe for work. Also, some of it will want to make you throw up. [...]
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  Posted: April 01, 2009, 10:30pm EDT
  

• Goodbye DarioLisa and I lost one of ...

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  Goodbye DarioLisa and I lost one of our guinea pigs to an infection today. Dario, whom I named after horror movie director Dario Argento, was not the most sociable of animals, but he was our pet, and we will miss him very much. [...]
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  Posted: April 01, 2009, 1:39am EDT
  

• Memo from the Department of Irony I ...

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  Memo from the Department of Irony I was at the supermarket, and I overhead a man saying to his wife, "I'm not going to those self-checkout lanes. They're taking jobs away from people." He said this right after taking money out of the ATM. [...]
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  Posted: March 11, 2009, 8:22pm EDT
  

• Other Bands Play, Manowar Live With Their ...

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  Other Bands Play, Manowar Live With Their Parents I know this really shouldn't surprise me. I'm pretty sure 99 percent of heavy metal musicians have boring jobs and normal lives. Still, it's hard to wrap my mind around the fact that the members of Manowar don't live in a castle' [...]
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  Posted: March 05, 2009, 9:25pm EST
  

• Let's not even get into pokingHow ...

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  Let's not even get into pokingHow true. [...]
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  Posted: February 28, 2009, 10:00am EST
  

• Metal Maniacs closing down I loved Metal ...

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  Metal Maniacs closing down I loved Metal Maniacs in high school. It was the only way to find out about new death metal bands in those days, although it was frustrating reading it at times, because they were always writing about awesome bands whose albums I had no way of [...]
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  Posted: February 04, 2009, 6:11pm EST
  

• MBAs applying for Theme Park jobs I ...

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  MBAs applying for Theme Park jobs I hope this recession doesn't mean I have to go work at Hershey Park again. I still have nightmares about the Frog Bog.' [...]
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  Posted: February 02, 2009, 9:03pm EST
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• My poor newspaperThe Triangle, the student newspaper ...

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  My poor newspaperThe Triangle, the student newspaper at Drexel University, just went a month without having an editor-in-chief. What the hell's going on over there? And more importantly, why did they ever get rid of Vlad the Impaler's Lotto Numbers? That's when things really started going downhill.' [...]
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  Posted: January 31, 2009, 10:16am EST
  

• It's official: Hollywood hates Isaac Asimov I ...

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  It's official: Hollywood hates Isaac Asimov I didn't think it could worse than the I,Robot movie. But then I found out that Roland Emmerich is directing a movie of Foundation. Kill me now.' [...]
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  Posted: January 30, 2009, 8:52pm EST
  

• I'm concerned that my son has a ...

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  I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend I don't think she should worry. [...]
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  Posted: January 30, 2009, 8:51pm EST
  

• It's times like this I wish I ...

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  It's times like this I wish I was 50 years younger,and a womanI would would leopard-print pants if it meant that Lemmy Kilmister would drive a motorcycle into my living room.' [...]
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  Posted: December 28, 2008, 11:40am EST
  

• The best interview with a band I ...

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  The best interview with a band I have ever read in my entire lifePart 1. Part 2. This is an absolutely hilarious interview with the black metal band Vondur. I think they were probably just joking around, but I like to think they were completely serious. [...]
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  Posted: December 24, 2008, 11:32pm EST
  

• Rockin' version of my favorite Christmas songKing ...

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  Rockin' version of my favorite Christmas songKing Diamond doing "No Presents for Christmas" with a little help from Metallica.' [...]
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  Posted: December 22, 2008, 8:45pm EST
  

• The Benny Hillifier That's what the R. ...

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  The Benny Hillifier That's what the R. Budd Dwyer video has been missing - Yakkity Sax playing in the background. [...]
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  Posted: December 17, 2008, 10:12pm EST
  

• Let's Go Get Sushi And Not Pay ...

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  Let's Go Get Sushi And Not Pay A sequel to Repo Man? Alex Cox is writing and directing, so there's a slight possibility this might be good. The idea certainly doesn't make me want to vomit blood the way that proposed remake of They Live does. [...]
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  Posted: December 06, 2008, 12:35am EST
  

• My Favorite Bit from A Bit of ...

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  My Favorite Bit from A Bit of Fry and Laurie [...]
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  Posted: December 05, 2008, 6:10pm EST
  

• Hey it’s Thanksgiving so why not write ...

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  Hey it’s Thanksgiving so why not write about what I did on Halloween?I just didn’t realize I didn’t post anything about the Exhumed Films 24 hour film festival I attended on Halloween. This was the second year they did this, and as awesome as last year’s marathon was, this year’s [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2008, 1:19am EST
  

• Mighty God King Confronts His Adolescent Reading ...

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  Mighty God King Confronts His Adolescent Reading HabitsPart 1. Part 2. Part 3. My favorites are the Piers Anthony, Harry Turtledove, and Robert Asprin covers. [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2008, 4:33pm EST
  

• Stop the presses: Americans uninformed about things ...

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  Stop the presses: Americans uninformed about things I took the quiz and got a 33 out of 33. It's a shame you can't make money off this sort of thing. [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2008, 6:17pm EST
  

• Evan Dorkin vs. Big Apple Con Evan ...

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  Evan Dorkin vs. Big Apple Con Evan Dorkin wins. I was at the show over the summer, and I didn't think it was as horrible as this, but then I wasn't stuck behind a table in artists alley for two days. [...]
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  Posted: November 18, 2008, 9:29pm EST
  

• Ron Paul Has a PosseNot as good ...

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  Ron Paul Has a PosseNot as good as Mike Gravel's music videos, but there seem to be some Suicide Girls in this one. Advantage: Ron Paul!' [...]
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  Posted: November 18, 2008, 1:15pm EST
  

• No One Should Die at a Concert, ...

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  No One Should Die at a Concert, But Everyone Should Die at a RaveViolent Coercion - a couple guys from Neurosis were in this band before they formed Neurosis. If you like awesome thrashy hardcore (and really, who doesn't?), then get their ten song 1983 demo here.' [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2008, 11:17pm EST
  

• The soundtrack for America's inexorable economic declineGoat ...

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  The soundtrack for America's inexorable economic declineGoat Vulva. The side-project of Beherit front man Nuclear Holocausto, Goat Vulva sounds an awful lot like Beherit, so if you like noisy black metal that sounds like it was recorded in a septic tank, this is for you. It sounds awful, but if' [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2008, 10:41pm EST
  

• What's got two thumbs and a ticket ...

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  What's got two thumbs and a ticket to the Amebix show in Philadelphia in January?This guy!' [...]
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  Posted: November 10, 2008, 10:34pm EST
  

• Blacks vs. Gays - Who Will Survive ...

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  Blacks vs. Gays - Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them?The success of Proposition 8 may be bad for gays and America, but it's pretty good news for anyone who wants to do a gay-themed remake of The Thing with Two Heads. Oh wait, no one wants' [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2008, 9:15am EST
  

• Hey how about some pictures from Guatemala?I ...

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  Hey how about some pictures from Guatemala?I don’t normally take pictures and I neglected to bring my camera with me to Guatemala. I picked one up at the airport, but since I was in the tourist district, there wasn’t much to take pictures of except bars and some abandoned buildings. [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2008, 3:10pm EST
  

• My only political endorsement this yearStriborg for ...

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  My only political endorsement this yearStriborg for PA State Auditor General. [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2008, 2:29pm EST
  

• Back from GuatemalaI'm not completely caught up ...

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  Back from GuatemalaI'm not completely caught up with all the news yet, but from what I gather, the country is now led by a man named Joe the Plumber, who may or may not have been in charge of nationalizing our banking system. Also, the lead singer of Gorgoroth has' [...]
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  Posted: October 18, 2008, 5:47pm EDT
  

• Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back ...

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  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfastI'm going to Guatemala for two weeks on a business trip. Pleas try not to let the entire American economy collapse while I'm gone.' [...]
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  Posted: October 05, 2008, 4:57pm EDT
  

• I saw the best minds of my ...

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  I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by fiat currency [...]
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  Posted: September 04, 2008, 7:49pm EDT
  

• Things which confuse me and no one ...

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  Things which confuse me and no one else TMZ- My wife, and apparently many other people love this celebrity gossip show. As far as I can tell, the shows consists of video footage of celebrities leaving nightclubs while paparazzi shout questions at them, celebrities entering nightclubs while paparazzi shout questions at [...]
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  Posted: September 04, 2008, 7:43pm EDT
  

• Rohrshach's San Diego Comic-Con Journal This made ...

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  Rohrshach's San Diego Comic-Con Journal This made me giggle. [...]
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  Posted: August 07, 2008, 7:21pm EDT
  

• Look for the Union Label Probably not ...

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  Look for the Union Label Probably not safe for work. [...]
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  Posted: August 07, 2008, 7:09pm EDT
  

• I Wish I Could Vomit Blood On ...

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  I Wish I Could Vomit Blood On You...People It's bad enough that I have to wake up today and read stories in the Wall Street Journal and read that the third largest bank failure in American history occurred yesterday and that politicians in Washington are seriously considering using taxpayer money to [...]
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  Posted: July 12, 2008, 10:07pm EDT
  

• Where a Kid Can Be A Kid ...

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  Where a Kid Can Be A Kid [...]
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  Posted: July 12, 2008, 8:21pm EDT
  

• Mikhail Gorbachev vs. Communist Zombies It's a ...

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  Mikhail Gorbachev vs. Communist Zombies It's a shame the music is kind of lame, as this oe of the most awesome music videos I have ever seen. [...]
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  Posted: July 10, 2008, 7:46pm EDT
  

• Spin the Black Circle I though this ...

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  Spin the Black Circle I though this was a lot of fun, although the last level is pretty tough. [...]
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  Posted: July 10, 2008, 6:57pm EDT
  

• The Sound That Abounds and Resounds and ...

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  The Sound That Abounds and Resounds and Rebounds Off the Ceiling Music Reviews of the Day: Be Persecuted - I.I. From what little I can find out about them on the Internet, Be Persecuted is the first black metal band from mainland China. More precisely, they are a “depressive/suicidal black metal” band, [...]
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  Posted: July 07, 2008, 9:29pm EDT
  

• Shotgun Justice The almighty Razor in action. ...

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  Shotgun Justice The almighty Razor in action. The happiest day of my life was my wedding day, but the second happiest was the day I found several Razor albums on vinyl at George's Song Shop in downtown Johnstwon,Pennsylvania. This video was supposedly banned from television; I suppose the television executives figured [...]
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  Posted: June 15, 2008, 2:13pm EDT
  

• I Demand a Recount 72As a 1930s ...

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  I Demand a Recount 72As a 1930s husband, I amSuperiorTake the test! [...]
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  Posted: June 06, 2008, 8:27pm EDT
  

• You Suffer...But Why? Some random 1988 Napalm ...

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  You Suffer...But Why? Some random 1988 Napalm Death rehearsal I found on Soulseek. [...]
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  Posted: June 05, 2008, 7:33pm EDT
  

• Procession of Black Doom Do you Finish ...

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  Procession of Black Doom Do you Finish doom metal legends Unholy? Sure, we all do! So why not download their first demo Kill Jesus, from back in the day when they were still called Holy Hell. As a wise man once said, get this or die a poseur. [...]
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  Posted: June 05, 2008, 7:12pm EDT
  

• A Question of Manners There’s an incident ...

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  A Question of Manners There’s an incident from my childhood that I’ve been thinking about recently (and no it’s not the time I was molested by a priest; I’m saving that tale for me E: True Hollywood Story episode). I was about 13 years old, and I was in an arcade [...]
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  Posted: June 01, 2008, 10:59pm EDT
  

• Why Was I Not Informed of This? ...

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  Why Was I Not Informed of This? "Mass in Blood" by Upsidedown Cross. Why can't all music videos be this awesome? [...]
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  Posted: June 01, 2008, 8:07pm EDT
  

• Black Mass of Absu I don't know ...

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  Black Mass of Absu I don't know much about Black Mass of Absu. I know that they were from Buffalo, founded by a man who calls himself Mr. Ski Mask, and once released a split 7-inch with Gonkulator. I decided to upload their 1995 demo because I played it for my [...]
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  Posted: May 27, 2008, 7:51pm EDT
  

• What Shape Is Fun? I was at ...

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  What Shape Is Fun? I was at the supermarket today and decided to pick up some chicken nuggets. As I was putting them in the freezer at home , I made the most delightful discovery - these were no ordinary chicken nuggets. Tyson Foods, fresh from the success of their pamphlet [...]
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  Posted: May 26, 2008, 7:41pm EDT
  

• The Mind Vanished, and the Flesh Vanished,but ...

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  The Mind Vanished, and the Flesh Vanished,but The Bones Remained I was flipping through some old issues of Alan Moore's run Swamp Thing recently, and it was painfully obvious that the companies buying advertising in the comic had absolutely no idea what was in the comic. It's a little weird reading [...]
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  Posted: May 26, 2008, 2:34pm EDT
  

• What if God Were One of Us? ...

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  What if God Were One of Us? [...]
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  Posted: May 26, 2008, 1:42pm EDT
  

• The Best things in Life are Free ...

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  The Best things in Life are Free [...]
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  Posted: May 26, 2008, 1:32pm EDT
  

• Ride to Live, Live to Ride I ...

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  Ride to Live, Live to Ride I was discussing Greyhound busses with a friend the other day, and I mentioned the time Lisa and I took a Greyhound bus to Atlantic City and we spent half the trip sitting near a guy who was sitting in a puddle of his own [...]
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  Posted: May 26, 2008, 1:08am EDT
  

• McSweeney's Doesn't Want My Lists Try, try ...

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  McSweeney's Doesn't Want My Lists Try, try again, I suppose. Here's what I sent them - Things Ronnie James Dio has fought on stage besides a giant inflatable dragon Wizard Demon Medieval Knight Male Pattern Baldness Belinda Carlise Things found in the Honeycomb Hideout Big, big taste Big, big crunch Big, big, bite Rain-damaged May 1985 issue of Playboy magazine Euphemisms for [...]
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  Posted: May 23, 2008, 10:19pm EDT
  

• Although my online petition for more nudity ...

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  Although my online petition for more nudity on the part of Scarlett Johansson was unsuccessful, I remain undeterred Please sign the Angry Renter petition. I know it probably won't do any good, but I think it's the right thing to do. Also, please sign the "Stop Uwe Boll from Making [...]
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  Posted: May 11, 2008, 1:34pm EDT
  

• Throw Out Christ and Bring Back Thor ...

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  Throw Out Christ and Bring Back Thor This Internet meme may be old and busted, but I still got a kick out of this [...]
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  Posted: April 17, 2008, 12:26am EDT
  

• House of Cards It appears that about ...

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  House of Cards It appears that about the only things that can be verified in the book Bringing Down the House is that there is a game called blackjack, and it is occasionally played in Las Vegas. Other than that, who knows? As someone who enjoyed the book and recommended [...]
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  Posted: April 09, 2008, 8:55pm EDT
  

• Mike Gravel - The Gift That Keeps ...

  Mike Gravel - The Gift That Keeps on Giving [...]
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  Posted: April 03, 2008, 9:27pm EDT
  

• A Trend of Which I Do Not ...

  A Trend of Which I Do Not Approve As Auric Goldfinger once said “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.” I’m not going to panic yet, but this is just downright disturbing. I know we’ve all looked at the spiky armbands worn by Slayer guitarist Kerry [...]
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  Posted: March 30, 2008, 2:31pm EDT
  

• Lists I submitted these to McSweeney's for ...

  Lists I submitted these to McSweeney's for their lists section, and they rejected them. I'll keep trying to submit to them, but I figured since they didn't want these, I might as well just post them here instead o letting them sit on my hard drive. Unfortunate Names for Strippers Tungsten Emulsion Rock Tumbler Cancer Anaphylactic Shock Rutherford [...]
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  Posted: March 30, 2008, 2:27pm EDT
  

• Some guy has sex with a picnic ...

  Some guy has sex with a picnic table Maybe he thought it was Nicole Ritchie. [...]
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  Posted: March 29, 2008, 11:28pm EDT
  

• New Retard-o-Tron video out I was talking ...

  New Retard-o-Tron video out I was talking with my personal shopper Denise the other day,and I said to her,"Denise, go find me a video mixtape full of crazy movie clips, bizarre shenanigans, and all around hijinks." "Will you let me out of this cage, and allow me to wear something [...]
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  Posted: March 29, 2008, 10:45pm EDT
  

• Mike Gravel joins the Libertarian party. On ...

  Mike Gravel joins the Libertarian party. On the up side, he does make the druid and the guy who turned himself blue drinking colloidal silver seem slightly less kooky by comparison. Gravel has a few good ideas, but he's not particularly Libertarian. Then again, the Libertarian party is so desperate [...]
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  Posted: March 27, 2008, 1:26am EDT
  

• Why we're screwed I was reading an ...

  Why we're screwed I was reading an article in the New York Times yesterday about the explosion of the Japanese housing bubble in the early 90s and how they're still reeling from the effects of it bursting. The fact that Japan is still a functioning country should give us some hope, [...]
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  Posted: March 26, 2008, 10:06pm EDT
  

• Slumburbia I think some of the author's ...

  Slumburbia I think some of the author's assertions are questionable (people want to move to the cities because of Friends?) but it's hard to look at the suburbs in places like Ohio and not think that he has a point. I do think unless gas prices come down significantly over [...]
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  Posted: March 26, 2008, 8:41pm EDT
  

• Philadelphia free wireless program on the rocks ...

  Philadelphia free wireless program on the rocks I never really understood the rationale behind this initiative. It's not exactly difficult or particularly expensive to get DSL. Also, if money's an issue, I've heard about these ancient devices known as "modems" which can also get you on the Internet. Do we [...]
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  Posted: March 22, 2008, 10:04pm EDT
  

• I Must Own This Move over, Darren's ...

  I Must Own This Move over, Darren's Dance Grooves, you just got served. [...]
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  Posted: March 09, 2008, 9:46pm EDT
  

• Doing More With Less The author regards ...

  Doing More With Less The author regards being unemployed as awesome, and having been on unemployment several years ago, I can assure you that it's not particularly awesome. However, this article is still pretty funny. [...]
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  Posted: March 07, 2008, 6:20pm EST
  

• The Onion Gets it Right Again I ...

  The Onion Gets it Right Again I think my wife and I have had this exact same conversation. [...]
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  Posted: February 29, 2008, 6:00pm EST
  

• Saving Throw Against this Article was Unsuccessful. ...

  Saving Throw Against this Article was Unsuccessful. Take 1d20 of Damage It's a little hard to believe, but there was a time when Dunegons and Dragons was considered a dire threat to the youth of America. Now entire families play games like World of Warcraft, Harry Potter is at the [...]
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  Posted: February 25, 2008, 9:54pm EST
  

• Pining for the Fjords Buy a house ...

  Pining for the Fjords Buy a house at a foreclosure, get a free corpse. [...]
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  Posted: February 25, 2008, 9:43pm EST
  

• Way Down in the Hole I'm not ...

  Way Down in the Hole I'm not sure I understand exactly what's going on in the bond market these days, but this explanation using characters from The Wire makes me slightly less confused. However, I think Prop Joe and Avon Barksdale are probably more ethical than some of the people [...]
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  Posted: February 25, 2008, 9:31pm EST
  

• Stuff White People Like I don't know ...

  Stuff White People Like I don't know what's funnier, the site, or the clueless commenter who don't understand it's supposed to be funny. [...]
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  Posted: February 16, 2008, 10:26pm EST
  

• Subprime Explained Stick figures explain the current ...

  Subprime Explained Stick figures explain the current subprime mortgage "crisis" in a handy Powerpoint presentation. Funny and depressing at the same time. [...]
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  Posted: February 16, 2008, 6:12pm EST
  

• An Addendum I probably came across as ...

  An Addendum I probably came across as a little angry in that last post, but I'm not. However, this sort of thing has perturbed me ever since I got into an argument when I was 10 with a kid down the street from me over the existence of the Easter Bunny. [...]
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  Posted: December 26, 2007, 11:58pm EST
  

• I Probably Overthink Things a Bit I ...

  I Probably Overthink Things a Bit I heard a commercial on the radio today which struck me as being absolutely bizarre. It was a Duracel ad in which the announced assured listeners that Duracel batteries were in fact Santa Claus's batteries of choice. Why would a company spend money to make [...]
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  Posted: December 26, 2007, 11:55pm EST
  

• Harlan Ellison is angry Of course, Harlan ...

  Harlan Ellison is angry Of course, Harlan Ellison is always angry about everything, but in this case I think his anger is justifiable. [...]
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  Posted: December 07, 2007, 7:07pm EST
  

• To wear the flesh, to tear the ...

  To wear the flesh, to tear the flesh... God, the 80s were weird. [...]
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  Posted: December 06, 2007, 7:35pm EST
  

• Hellhammer book in the works A Hellhammer ...

  Hellhammer book in the works A Hellhammer coffee table book is such an awesome idea. It's a pity they don't make coffee tables our of human bones so you'd have someplace cool to display it. [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2007, 12:39pm EST
  

• I thought a quarry would have been ...

  I thought a quarry would have been involved somehow What will happen when you meet the Doctor? Name DOB Favourite Color You live In a bit of London that looks like CardiffYour companions are Your life partnerThe Doctor arrived because He was chasing DaleksYou first met the Doctor when He blew up [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2007, 11:34pm EST
  

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