A body found by hunters in the Old Ridge Road area near the Little River claims it is not dead, according to Hanover County Assistant Coroner Merv Guilford.
“He told me when they brought him in that he wasn’t dead” claims Guilford, who was all [...]
Capitol Square, the 4-acre home to Virginia’s most prominent government buildings and the historic State Capitol, is “technically a trapezoid,” a leading geometric expert said today.
“I mean I don’t want to split hairs here, but I’m surprised you guys never figured this out,” said Virginia Commonwealth University [...]
Capitol Square, the 4-acre home to Virginia’s most prominent government buildings and the historic State Capitol, is “technically a trapezoid,” a leading geometric expert said today.
“I mean I don’t want to split hairs here, but I’m surprised you guys never figured this out,” said Virginia Commonwealth University [...]
Taking a few moments to talk to reporters on a number of pressing city issues, a visibly-hungry Mayor Dwight Jones addressed members of the media today while eating his lunch.
“Thank you all for coming,” Jones said, approaching the podium with his black leather folio, a long, silver object later confirmed [...]
According to various local residents, long as they remember the rain’s been coming down, and additionally, clouds of mystery have been pouring and confusion is largely evident on the ground.
A good man through the ages who for several days has been trying to find the sun, Southside resident Stu Fogerty wondered [...]
According to various local residents, long as they remember the rain’s been coming down, and additionally, clouds of mystery have been pouring and confusion is largely evident on the ground.
A good man through the ages who for several days has been trying to find the sun, Southside resident Stu Fogerty wondered [...]
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Loveable boob Leon the Stop n’ Go stock boy yanked something serious in his left gluteus this past Wednesday while he performed his patented “Break down with Leon” move for spare change in the parking lot, just a dozen feet north of the notorious Doswell [...] NBC12’s Jim Duncan, the station’s normally jovial and upbeat meteorologist, appeared downtrodden and depressed last night while reporting to viewers news of additional rain and dreary skies throughout Central Virginia.
“More rain in store for us tomorrow, getting heavy in the late morning and early afternoon, but, I don’t know, what really [...]
Steve Nuckolls, Richmond’s 2nd District Board Member serving on the envronmentally-conscious Clean City Commission, told reporters today that he tries not to let the position go to his head, despite the prominent title.
“I think the wrong person in this role could get going on a huge ego trip, but [...]
Stating that he is sick and tired of the bad-mouthing that accompanies his profession, Independence Road resident and Professional Middleman Greg Warfield claims that since business is so bad and his reputation has been so impugned he is taking drastic action to restore his profession’s [...] 
Verdon Road resident and father of five giant eating machines Ward Maxwell had an unexpected thrill last Saturday when he discovered a lone Pop-Tart hidden behind some bags of pasta in the back of their pantry.
“It was uncanny,” claimed the somewhat impoverished dad, “I [...]
Doswell Blogger Dale Brumfield stopped at the local McDonald’s drive-thru window to get a large coffee Thursday morning and was appalled to see the drive-thru employee use his debit card to scrape underneath her talon thumbnail while waiting for the card to process.
“I almost heaved,” said Brumfield as [...]
Former President George W. Bush spoke at the 2nd bimonthly installment of the Doswell speaker’s consortium Sunday night and admitted to leaving the White House in disarray at his exit.
“I am not proud of some of the things I did,” Bush said just after [...]
Governor-Elect: ‘It’s Got A Small C, Big D, And Double N’s And L’s’
Bob McDonnell was elected governor of Virginia yesterday, and said last night that he would work hard to create jobs and improve transportation, while emphasizing repeatedly that his last name is spelled with a small C, [...]
The Washington Redskins did not win yet again yesterday, the latest blow in the beleaguered team’s already dismal 2-5 season.
And in what has served as an additional hit for the team fourth-ranked in the NFC East, the Redskins also managed to score zero points and made no first downs yesterday, though [...]
Former Teman Road resident Paul Holdfield and his wife, Babs, are being extradited back to Doswell following their arrest in Tijuana, Mexico and charged with poisoning his boss, Mr. McAdams with a strychnine-laced lemon popover and dissolving his body in a sulphuric acid bath [...] As we head into Saturday, prepare for a Halloween weekend with above-average seasonal temeratures along with clouds and some patchy drizzle that, like, like shutup you don’t even know what you’re talking about dammit, I’m the weatherman here. Not you, you don’t even know what you’re talking about I swear to [...]
Rotund Doswell gastronome and slow-moving health hazard Eric Waldbauer has verified that at yesterday’s doctor’s appointment a blood test confirmed that he literally is one Dippin Dot away from losing at least a foot to diabetes.
“My body is at a crossroads, health-wise,” reported the gouty, wheezing, morbidly unhealthy [...]
In response to the “massive” increase in traffic in Doswell (like pictured at left) due to the opening of Meadow Event park (including the “fat men in plaid dresses” event this past weekend that drew so much indignation from the Dixie Treat Trailer Park), the [...] Frank Shorn, the 38-year-old battering ram operator for the Richmond Police Department’s SWAT team, told reporters today that he longs to swing the battering ram into bad guys’ doors more often than his average once-per-month use of the tactical tool.
“When I signed up for this gig a few years back, [...]
Nike has suspended its $8.2 million contract with Richmond City Councilman E. Martin “Marty” Jewell in the wake of his DUI arrest this weekend, the company said today.
Nike – which has fashioned Jewell’s suits and shoes since he signed with City Council in 2004 – said [...]
Former Noel Road resident Billy Blanton says that back in 1959 his face was used as a model for both the Lipton Tea guy and the Sunday Comics pipe-cleaner-and-block-of-wood wizard Cappy Dick.
Something that looks really neat for downtown but will certainly never come to fruition was unveiled for Shockoe Bottom yesterday, a project heralded by city leaders as “really, really just the cat’s pajamas, totally for real.”
The thing, said to be a $100 million to $150 million [...]
