They got the technology, they got the new ideas, and yet somehow McLovin' spent the day staring at a potted palm hoping to find a congressional district in it:
Tacking further right by the week, the 4th district's congressman says if the economy gets better the wetbacks will be back and we need to stop that right now. [...] 
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Fair play to Cafe Press, which announced it is taking down all the Christianist Psalm 109:8 merchandise it was offering.
In Noblesville, Indiana Mrs. Palin gave her fans a taste of her governing style: she left with several hundred teabaggers holding unsigned books. Video and disgruntled fan comments here. [...] 
In a shrewd move to preserve market share, the ex-gay organization Exodus is opposed to the Ugandan legislation to make being gay a death penalty crime. Their reasoning is that if all the gays are killed, there'll be nobody to convert.' [...] 
Look for a slow Tweet week for Congressman Joe Wilson: his Twitter advisor, David All, is at a blogging conference in France also frequented by homosexualists. American ones. [...] 
According to Fox News, here's the crowd at Sarah Palin's first book signing event:
An 800-pound Greenwood County man has died after spending eight months in his recliner.
Let's see if anyone in the SC conservative blogdom will call this out as wrong:
Both SC senators voted against breaking the filibuster against the nomination of David Hamilton to the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals. [...] 
Based on numbers from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the VA estimates that 18 veterans a day — or 6,500 a year — take their lives, but that number includes vets from all previous wars. [...] 
A Georgia high school teacher has been charged with putting a hit on a student he thought was gay.
A new poll says southern Republicans love Joe Wilson for baring his fat ass in a joint session of Congress. [...] 
Dick Cheney's got his daughter out on the corner again:
Prediction by a UVa political science maven:
Annoyed that their congressman didn't do their hysterical, incoherent bidding on health care reform, the Teabaggers of Danville VA plan a rally at which thy will burn him and the Speaker of the House in effigy.' [...] 
Paris Daily Photo is celebrating the 120th birthday of the Eiffel Tower, which has been kitted out with a hoochie-coochie new set set of lights:
The man who wrote "Chuckles the Clown Bites the Dust" for The Mary Tyler Moore Show has died. Enjoy brilliance:
After announcing "Republicans have the ideas...now we have the tools," Wesley Donehue has announced a new technology tool that sums up his party's attitude toward voters:
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