determined to finish before Christmas. [...]
The city has added a sidewalk to one of the streets near where I live. We have rural-type mailboxes so they left space between the curb and the new sidewalk for the mailbox poles. Oops, they didn't leave enough room for the, you know, mailboxes. The' [...] 
The lobby of our local post office has all those new self-service contraptions--and an attendant to explain how to use them. (1) Are they not missing the point of self-service? (2) I want my school taxes back! [...] 
If you see this man, please contact your local police.
Eli Manning will get $106.9 million over the next seven seasons as quarterback for the New York Giants. That's an NFL-high average annual income of $15.27 million.
March 2, 1793 – July 26, 1863
I saw a TV spot for Shake 'n Pour.
The guy in the picture is Aaron Schock, one of Illinois' U.S. Congressmen. The photo was apparently leaked to the press to help squelch rumors that he's gay. Not sure if there's a Plan B.
Image above -- Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree
The picture above is a Verizon Blackberry Storm.
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I closed my Amazon Visa account several months ago. Amazon Visa did not take kindly to that. The bill below is not Photoshopped -- they raised the interest rate to 116.05% This just keeps dragging on since new interest accrues in the nano second it takes [...]
Do you suppose men who groom their eyebrows get five o'clock shadow above their, you know, eyes?
William Fox (born Fuchs Vilmos) founded Fox Pictures and built a chain of movie theaters in which to show his films. Fox intended his theaters in St. Louis, Detroit, Brooklyn, Atlanta, and San Francisco to be spectacular. He succeeded. The picture above is the lobby of [...] Stephen Colbert, of the Colbert Report, easily won the right to have the forthcoming addition to the Space Station named after himself. It wasn't even close: 230,539 write-in votes for Colbert vs. 40,000 for NASA's top suggestion Serenity.
Ignoring both the top vote-getter and its own recommendation, NASA chose Tranquility.
In 2006, [...]