B. Kitty

• Happy Skivvy Day!

  So today is officially National Underwear Day.
  
  If any of ya'll are male, single, and of the gay persuasion, Kitty is quite interested in celebrating this very special day with you.
  
  And ladies, no discrimination here. A Kitty can still tell you that you look MAJOR in [...]
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  Posted: August 08, 2007, 8:00pm EDT
  

• "There's the Flasher Who Lives Next Door..."

  
  The title here is a reference from "Good Morning, Baltimore" which is by far the catchiest tune in the musical version of Hairspray.
  
  And speaking of Hairspray, Kitty wrote a great lil critique of it over at Elle Review. And if you are in [...]
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  Posted: August 07, 2007, 8:38pm EDT
  

• Better than a Bible Fight...Its Orphan Feast!

  Who would have EVER thought in a million years that there could be a game more fun than Bible Fight - the game that pits two Biblical characters against each other? (BTW, Kitty still giggles with glee at the Virgin Mary Rosary Whip!)
  
  Well, the geniuses at [adult [...]
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  Posted: August 06, 2007, 11:24am EDT
  

• But Stiff Back or Stiff Knees You'll Stand Straight at...

  Tiffany's...
  
  Baubles are a Kitty's best friend!
  
  (And shame on you for not knowing the reference for the title and the first few lines of this entry. If you didn't you are required by LAW to watch the video below!)
  
  A Kitty very recently [...]
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  Posted: August 02, 2007, 11:23pm EDT
  

• Something You NEVER Want to Hear

  Today is Sunday, and this Kitty is famished.
  
  After seeing Hairspray at the movies (which was SO good!) and finishing reading the last 600 pages of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Kitty had decided to treat himself to some Thai take-out from his favorite [...]
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  Posted: July 29, 2007, 6:29pm EDT
  

• It Rubs the Lotion on It's Skin...

  If you are a "Silence of the Lambs" fan like Kitty is (who could get tired of fava beans and a nice chianti?!) you will absolutely LOVE this fun little song and video that Jimmylicious sent a Kitty's way.
  
  [...]
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  Posted: July 29, 2007, 6:12pm EDT
  

• And Just Like That...

  the WestEnder was here...and then gone again.
  
  sadness. [...]
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  Posted: July 29, 2007, 6:00pm EDT
  

• When Kitty Met MIkey - A Sorta Urban Fairytale

  Once upon a time, in a city filled with buildings that were so tall they seemed to touch the sky, there was a traveler named Kitty.
  
  Kitty had come to the city by the great lake to spend three days learning about modern technology and [...]
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  Posted: July 26, 2007, 3:41pm EDT
  

• Fat Celebrities

  So it is completely a guilty pleasure, but looking at PlanetHiltron.com is one of Kitty's favorite things to do during his work day.
  
  Check out this MASTERPIECE - Dave and Vicky Beckham:
  
  
  Granted, Kitty doesn't take too kindly to ANYONE talkin' smack about [...]
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  Posted: July 26, 2007, 3:35pm EDT
  

• Mama Mia!

  They play this little gem at Showtunes every Tuesday, and it faithfully sends a Kitty into peals of laughter as only child abuse can do. The music begins at about two and a half minutes.
  
  Enjoy!
  
  [...]
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  Posted: July 25, 2007, 4:39pm EDT
  

• Wicked Gay

  So for weeks now, Mr. E and Jimmylicious have been telling a Kitty about an eccentric performance that happens every Tuesday night at a gay bar near Kitty's house.
  
  Not a drag show or some elaborately planned performance, but something more homegrown.
  
  Tuesday nights at the [...]
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  Posted: July 25, 2007, 12:39pm EDT
  

• B. Kitty's Official Biography

  Impressing a Kitty is not an easy feat at all. So, when the amazing Christina from Elle Review wrote this little gem of a biography of him, Kitty knew he had to share it.
  
  

  If B.Kitty knew how side splitting he was B.Kitty would [...]

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  Posted: July 25, 2007, 11:54am EDT
  

• Moola - Better than Crack!

  If you're a big nerd like Kitty, you may as well kiss your significant other and your social life goodbye.
  
  There's a HOT game out there on the Internets right now - Moola!
  
  In short, Moola gives each user a free penny. This is a [...]
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  Posted: July 24, 2007, 1:39pm EDT
  

• Ask Kitty - The Best Advice Column in the US!

  So some of ya'll have secretly been writing in to Kitty and asking what he thinks about this situation or that situation in your personal lives.
  
  A Kitty was so touched that you actually were soliciting him for advice that he decided he'd write his own [...]
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  Posted: July 23, 2007, 3:48pm EDT
  

• Give 'Em Elle!

  Meet Elle Review!
  
  
  
  Elle Review, the brainchild of the lovely and amazing Christina Cedeno, boasts Reviews, Booze, and Some News.
  
  And...drum roll...please...
  
  Kitty is actually a contributing author! Check out his first feature at Elle Review.
  
  Read Elle. [...]
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  Posted: July 23, 2007, 2:48pm EDT
  

• Goodbye, Bright Eyes

  
  
  Thank you, Tammy Faye, for being an inspiration.
  
  For being the only Christian during a time of condemnation that told the gay community that we could still be Christians...
  
  ...that God still loved us.
  
  And that YOU loved us.
  
  Thank you [...]
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  Posted: July 22, 2007, 12:40am EDT
  

• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Finally Here

  This Kitty is a Harry Potter fanatic. And not just because of an incredible crush on Ronald Weasley.
  
  While enjoying some incredibly tasty Alamos chardonnay at Brennan's with Auburn and Bama, we noticed a parade of wee witches, wizards, house elves, and other creatures in [...]
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  Posted: July 21, 2007, 1:09pm EDT
  

• Kitty's Milkshake Brings All the Bears to the Yard

  Last Saturday night, Mr. E, who will be called so to mask his real name, rings a Kitty on the telly.
  
  "Hey Kitty! What's shakin? What are you and Bama gonna do tonight? Auburn's out of town, right?"
  
  "Yep, E. We'll prolly watch [...]
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  Posted: July 20, 2007, 11:56am EDT
  

• Holy Sexual Fantasy, Batman! It's Batman!

  Kitty has just returned from a brief - yet informative and relaxing - work trip to Chicago, Kitty's second favorite city.
  
  While the guest speaker's Irish accent was completely sexy, the speaker himself lectured at us conventioneers for 8 hours. Two days in a row. Kitty [...]
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  Posted: July 20, 2007, 11:42am EDT
  

• Welcome to Hell. I'm Your Tour Guide, Dick Cheney.

  Saw this terrifying lil snippet on CNN today.
  
  

  Cheney to become president…briefly
  
  WASHINGTON (CNN) – President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, the [...]

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  Posted: July 20, 2007, 11:36am EDT
  

• 14 Random Facts and One Holy Arrival

  The boss has been away, so the Kitty has been at play. Hence, the lack of blogging, which is usually done during a busy work morning to break up the day. Thanks for your concern about a Kitty's whereabouts - it is always so touching to know [...]
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  Posted: July 13, 2007, 1:36pm EDT
  

• Any Conversation that Starts with, "Dad, Am I Still Covered on Your Insurance?" is Bad.

  
  Especially if it happens after you drop the hay bale stabber into the side of someone's house and back up leaving a puncture hole.
  
  But more on that in a minute.
  
  Kitty has been missing in action for a good few days now. (PS [...]
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  Posted: July 06, 2007, 12:11pm EDT
  

• Sexually Transmitted Saturday

  
  Saturday morning was even more trouble due to Friday night.
  
  Kitty had to wake up at 7 a.m. to go do his annual s.t.d. screening. Thank goodness the lab is directly across the street from Kitty's crib.
  
  We've got to make a [...]
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  Posted: July 06, 2007, 11:53am EDT
  

• Friday Night Smackdown

  
  Friday night was trouble.
  
  YellowFever called a Kitty and said, "Let's meet and have a glass or two of wine." Kitty, having a mad straight-crush on Yellow and having known and adored her since high school, gladly obliged. Throughout the evening, we were joined by [...]
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  Posted: July 06, 2007, 10:53am EDT
  

• Perpetual Kid = Perpetual Fun!

  A Kitty has two blue fingers today.
  
  There was ... an incident ... last night on the homefront with a blue sharpie, and now the stuff won't come off. Dammit.
  
  It looks like a Kitty has been doing horribly obscene things to a [...]
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  Posted: June 29, 2007, 10:39am EDT
  

• The B. Kitty Blog Awards

  A Kitty is quite often inspired. Those of you gracious enough to let this Kitty know who you are by leaving wonderful comments and posting brilliant entries of your own influence a Kitty's writing style and daily life.
  
  Without further ado, here are the winners of [...]
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  Posted: June 28, 2007, 11:25am EDT
  

• So Which One is 'Old Spice?'

  Today is a rainy one here in the Central West End, so what could brighten a Kitty's heart more than...
  
  unbelievable...
  
  magical....
  
  the Third coming (cuz upstaging Jesus just isn't right)...
  
  the Spice Girls Reunion.
  
  So Posh, Scary, Sporty, [...]
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  Posted: June 28, 2007, 10:05am EDT
  

• Every Time You Exacerbate, God Kills a Kitten

  Once in awhile, a Kitty is wrong.
  
  It happens rarely, but when a Kitty makes a mistake, he does it in typical Kitty fashion - large-scale and everyone knows it.
  
  Therefore, we stand corrected.
  
  Yes. We were wrong. Not completely, but still somewhat.
  [...]
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  Posted: June 26, 2007, 4:17pm EDT
  

• She's NOT the Crazy Cat Lady!

  MediaMaven to Kitty:
  
  "I can't have a guy right now...I've got too many cats."
  
  Love it.
  
  MediaMaven, for you St. Louis readers, is a coworker of Kitty's. She's tall, she's funny, she's got incredible taste in music, and if you don't mind boobs [...]
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  Posted: June 22, 2007, 12:25pm EDT